Stupid human tricks

Okay we've all done things like pour the orange jucie into the cereal, or put the salt in the refrigerator and the milk in the cupboard, but I really took the cake tonight.

I was making a nice salad for supper. I was also eating half of a grapefruit, peeling a carrot, washing dishes, playing with the cats and watching a Partridge family dvd.

I was at the stage of my salad where I shred the cheese over the lettuce. Mazy was chewing the outside of the paper bag I had just tossed on the floor for the cats as Queen Eva was chasing her tail inside it. Danny Partridge was beating Reuben Kincaid at pool and the grapefruit was stinging my chapped lips.

All pretty normal stuff...........

.............. until I realized I was shredding the cheese into the dirty dish water instead of over my salad.

Who's next?

Watching a Partridge Family dvd is enough to fry your brain!

In that situation I probably would have ended up shredding the grapefruit into the salad, cutting my lip in the process, eating the rest of the cheese, throwing the partridge to the cats and giving up and going to the deli for a Reuben.
(Sorry, I'm in a strange mood tonight!)

Dang, your post made me hungry!

OMGosh! That's hysterical! (Sorry!)

I gave up multi-tasking years ago . Don't get me wrong...I still put the milk in the pantry, etc., but not because I'm multi-talking, just because I'm brain dead, probably from too many years OF multi-tasking.

Let's see, just the other night I did several really goofy things, and I told hubby that something was seriously wrong with me, but naturally, because I am brain dead, I cannot remember ANY of the things that I did .

Oh no I do plenty of stupid things all the time, hmm I can't think of the top of my head of anything really silly, if I do I will re-post x