Mulder wants us to know he shuns our enormous (red) cat bed. And our cat toys. Feel sorry for him, he HAS to lay on the hard, cold, wood floor. And he's bored. (We don't feed him either.)
Poor, poor Mulder. He does look awful pitiful in that pic
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Since it's obvious that Mulder is so unhappy, I think it's only right that he be sent to live with me immediately. And, since his best pal, Spooky, can't bear to be away from him, he better come along as well. And, then there's Jinkers. I certainly can't tear him away from his brothers. So, I think it's best if you pack up the three boys and send them to me as quickly as possible.
Don't worry, meowmy, we know your boys are treated like royalty. Oh, Mulder. Me thinks you just may be a drama king
Yes yes. We withhold food and only give them enough to scrape by on without starvation, and only dirty scummy water to boot. Then when we get bored, we beat him with a stick.
Someone call the ASPCA and get someone out here to rescue the poor boy!
J/K - I don't know what his little pouty mood was all about! And Jordi, I had JUST given them new toys from the bag! And they stole toys from the SS box too. Spoiled rotten little...