FUNNY chinses fotune cookie

So I got sweet sour chicken and they gave one cookie...I always say your or mine lets find out.
I open it up and make him pull over.

"your getting lucky tonight"

Sweet both outs
or one is and the others getting cheated on

made me smile thought I would share

Haha, that's funny! And cute!

(But, uh, feel free to spare the details of the results, this is a family site! )

Originally Posted by DarkMavis

Haha, that's funny! And cute!

(But, uh, feel free to spare the details of the results, this is a family site!

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hahahahahahahahaha

I wonder if that was a classic case of 'engrish', or was it really meant like that?

That's a good one!!

I save funny fortunes that I get, my favorite is 'You will live a long life and eat many fortune cookies" another is "Today is probably a huge improvement over yesterday"

My ex got one that said "To much friction turns an iron rod into a needle". Also he kept getting one that said "All is not yet lost".

Should have seen the writing in the cookie back then.

I've gotten them with no fortune at all, or with 4 stuffed inside. My fave: "Society prepares the crime, the criminal commits it." Duh. How does that reflect my fortune????

This reminds of the Christmas crackers I make every year for our family dinner. I place one at each plate, but the "fortunes" inside are sometimes geared toward the diner. For example, I made one for MIL: "You will be abducted by aliens in 2009. You'll finally get that anal probe you've always wanted, Marge [MIL's name is also Marge!]." Needless to say, with DH's family, who are loonies anyway, these are a big hit! In other years, I go online, and find funny quotes. This year, I've no idea. I'd better get working, though, as I just found out that the family Xmas dinner will be in November this year! Our dirty bingo prizes will be awful books I buy cheap on Amazon, with titles like, "The Sex Lives of Animals Without a Backbone"; I'll place paper money in each one as a consolation prize. Maybe I can make up funny book titles, using the family's names for my "fortunes".

oh marge can I come? sounds up my alley!!!

WELL a little update(ITS CLEAN...VERRRY CLEAN)
I got a 2nd wind around 1030 so did all the litter boxes in house(scrubbed out good in tub) And got the 2nd cat room now set up(how much sleep can you get with 9 kittens running over you?

The cats and new(ER) kittens are getting along great for most part. the kittens hiss then run up stairs to hide. All seem happy for the most part tho. had the flying saucer pans on floor and all mingled together eating. Was only worried cause the kittens are a bit to spunky

LMAO! That's hilarious!!

A friend of mine got the same message 3 times in a row. Back in high school we would go to a Chinese buffet across the street every Wednesday. One day on the way out, the fortune cookie slipped out of his hand. When he picked it up and read the message, it said "Now would be a good time to try something new". Then next week, he tripped and dropped it again and got the same message. The third week, he dropped it just to see if it would happen again and sure enough it did. The fourth week he tried again but instead it came out as "You may find new happiness today".

I have a rather large fortune collection - I love them

My favourite to this day: "You love chinese food."

Its really fun to sneak fake fortunes in on people...you can tweeze out the original, and the fake is easy to slip in....
examples: Help, Im being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory, Yes - we also make Toilet Paper. Unfortionately, only this big. Best Before Apr '86....

Originally Posted by Februa

I have a rather large fortune collection - I love them

My favourite to this day: "You love chinese food."

Its really fun to sneak fake fortunes in on people...you can tweeze out the original, and the fake is easy to slip in....
examples: Help, Im being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory, Yes - we also make Toilet Paper. Unfortionately, only this big. Best Before Apr '86....

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Fortune cookies are also very easy to make, which, in my case, could get me into all SORTS of trouble...

That's so funny! Thank you for sharing.

I once got a fortune that read "You will have many pieces of gold." I went on a cruise about a week later and was playing a slot machine in the ship's casino. I hit 777 - and gold tokens started pouring out of the machine. In a way, the cookie was right.