The cat fart thread

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What is the funniest story you can tell us about your cats' farting?
Do they get the blame when it was in fact you?
Do you laugh when it happens (poor kitty)?
Here is my story and it is 100% true.

Persi was laying with his butt by a candle when he let it be known that I had shared my burrito with him. There was a very small but real burst of flame. Never in my life have I seen a cat evacuate a room so quickly!
 

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Nuh uh...might give me away!
LOL When Oscar was a kitten (and going through the de-worming process) his gas was sooooo bad. He would walk onto my lap, purr purr purr, headbutt me, and then casually walk away...leaving a cloud of stinky cat gas behind him! UGGH!

But the funniest (yet sad at the same time) story was when Scotty was dealing with a really bad UTI. Brandon and I had been taking turns sleeping and staying awake with him to make sure he was able to go potty. I was awake at the time, and Scotty went into the litterbox. The next thing I know, I hear AUDIBLE farting in there. I start laughing..then more audible farting...and I laugh harder...by the time the poor dear was done in there, I had tears rolling down my face, holding my sides, and Brandon was awake laughing too.

You gotta look at the silver lining, right?
 

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Cat farts smell like cat farts, so it's hard to take the blame or misplace it.


Depends on if I'm the one getting farted on. If someone else is the victim I laugh.


I have a few funny cat fart stories, but a recent amusing one was when my brother in law picked up Tomas.
Tomas is one of those cats that once he knows and trusts you he really trusts you. You could pick him up and hold him upside down, play "spider cat" with him, put him on your shoulders or head, etc - hence why my BIL likes to pick him up.
About a week ago he went to pick up Tomas and hold him upside down right against his chest... Tomas farted right in his face!
Use your imagination as to what happened next.
 

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When I was hand raising the kittens Ben used to need to get his legs "pedaled" as hed get uncomfortable gas, as I was doing that one day he must have felt it coming and looked straight at me stopped purring and did a little grunt noise of sorts. His face was like a little kid going to the bathroom.

Now the dog is another story hefarts WAY to often
 

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OMG! I have a good one.

When I first found Abbey she was such a sick little kitten. Jon and I were in our bedroom one afternoon and all of a sudden we hear the loudest, wettest sounding fart ever. We turn around and Abbey is pooping in the litter box, but it's really just spraying all over the wall. It smelled so bad, that poor little baby.

Ok, telling the story doesn't make it as funny as it was. It was just so loud and she was so small, it was hard to believe that little sound and that horrid smell was coming from her!!

(She's all better now though. She's doing really well.)
 

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LMAO my poor Gigi munster was the worst gass butt in the world. Before we actually knew it was her who smelled so bad BF and I were quick to place the blame on each other not knowing it was the little furball in our laps clearing the room. Even now every once in a while she gets a little gassy and she will give us this look that just screams "bombs away" and then she will walk away leaving her vaporless stink in her wake. Man that little kitty reeks...


Now we need a dog fart thread. Ive got some good ones about both my boys. Our Golden Max actually lets out audible human sounding farts.
 

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you going to think that I exagerate but as well the fur-kids spending time on the back yard I bet they do it this outside....


but is grea the Idea of a thread....
 

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One time I gave Spooky and Mulder some new canned food that didn't agree with them. They got in the bed with me and both started farting like crazy. It was so bad I could barely breathe. I ended up having to lock them in the bedroom and going to sleep on the couch!
 

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I picked up Boo once and he was apparently gassy, and I was holding him like a baby and scratching around his tummy, and then started hearing these itty bitty poots *poot poot pooooot* and he just stared at me totally clueless, it was so cute, but augh it was a horrible smell.

Funniest one I can remember that actually turned kinda gross was a friend picked up her cat, holding the cat under her arm by the belly (cat liked it, totally at ease) and spun around to say something to me. About this time you heard an extensive "Bbbrrrrruuuuup" and I started to laugh until I saw the cat had sprayed poo all over the wall, in a perfect line where my friend had turned. She looked at me clueless, too, and I pointed to the poo. Her face was priceless. Cat just sat in her arm like, "Well. That's what you get. I feel better though, thanks."

Chickster will do it when her butt is in my face when she is getting petting. I know she does it on purpose. I wish she could talk so she would admit it. Ugh. Though if I get gassy, it scares the beejeepers out of her and she jumps five feet in the air and runs away, then looks around going "What WAS That!?" LOL
 

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This is off topic, but Lee, I never found out how Alley was related to Simon!


And on topic, Redman was a tiny kitten when DH brought him home. DH could hold him in the palm of his hand. One night we were watching TV and smelled a terrible smell! DH and I looked at each other. "Is that him?" I said. "That's him," DH answered. We had to leave the room. We could believe such a tiny kitten could produce such an awful smell.


None of the cats I have now have flatulence issues, but I know it well.
 

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Originally Posted by Snickerdoodle

Funniest one I can remember that actually turned kinda gross was a friend picked up her cat, holding the cat under her arm by the belly (cat liked it, totally at ease) and spun around to say something to me. About this time you heard an extensive "Bbbrrrrruuuuup" and I started to laugh until I saw the cat had sprayed poo all over the wall, in a perfect line where my friend had turned. She looked at me clueless, too, and I pointed to the poo. Her face was priceless. Cat just sat in her arm like, "Well. That's what you get. I feel better though, thanks."
Okay, Snickerdoodle! You get the award for making me laugh out loud tonight with this one!
 

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Originally Posted by Snickerdoodle

Funniest one I can remember that actually turned kinda gross was a friend picked up her cat, holding the cat under her arm by the belly (cat liked it, totally at ease) and spun around to say something to me. About this time you heard an extensive "Bbbrrrrruuuuup" and I started to laugh until I saw the cat had sprayed poo all over the wall, in a perfect line where my friend had turned. She looked at me clueless, too, and I pointed to the poo. Her face was priceless. Cat just sat in her arm like, "Well. That's what you get. I feel better though, thanks."
Thanks for the 3rd major laugh of my day!
 
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