How could anyone resist this sales pitch for a free couch?!

The best/worst listing for a free couch on Craigslist I have possibly ever seen!
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/zip/1900785220.html

It's refreshing for someone to be so honest, yet I wonder who will be the lucky recipient, who will inherit this luxurious item that the Salvation Army won't even except

I bet they will get alot of interest x

Oh boy, cat pee and you get to move it down five flights of stairs with out assistance? Count me in!!

LMAO you know whats really sad..If it were closer to me Id probably ask BF to get it because I could put it in his garage....Some cat pee cleaner, my shampooer and some new batting from Micheals and it would be good as new..

Haha I feel like such a skuzz butt now!