My Best Tale Of Evil Kitty Mayhem

This is an old story from a time before Sisu and before i was married. I was in my early 20s living with my kids, i mean cats, Isis and Osiris. Well, I met this really hot guy.... And ummm we ofcourse got involved and one night i brought him home to do naughty grown up things. He was a good enough guy don't get me wrong and i really liked him, he even treated my cats nicely. So that night as everyone can imagine, the cats lost the bed.

Osiris, (also known as Cartman or fat ass) in anger and protest decided to crap on the kitchen floor. He didn't like the new guy of the time. Osiris wouldn't even look at him after that evening he was just seething with kitty cat rage. Fortunately i slept early the following morning and the poor guy woke up first. He went to the kitchen to make some coffee and what did he find in the middle of the floor waiting for him? Yeh, that may be why we didn't ultimately work out.... The cats hated him for no apparent reason. Kind of interesting since they loved my current husband as soon as they met him for the first time.

Perhaps the cats felt he was not right for you.

Thats actually what i have always thought too. I think they smelled all the drugs he used to enjoy perhaps a bit too often and a bit too much and decided he wasn't good for me. So, when they met my husband they smelled the school books and research he did at the university as a profession while studying towards a PHD. They also smelled a lack of student debts! Apparently they prefered that smell to the smell of semi junkie. Not that i blame them. What can i say? My cats have good taste in men.

Ohhh Osiris (GREAT name by the way! ) obviously knew the guy wasn't the one and just decided to help speed the process along for you. What a thoughtful kitty!

That he was very thoughtful and so gentle. he lived to do the head butt thing and insisted on a full body bath every day from his sister. He was awesome. He even accepted my sister's maltese into his small Ummmm "harem." (made up of myself and his sister Isis.) The 2 of them were the most loving gentle kitties. Tragically the same can not be said about the new baby....

Very smart kitty!