Found by my husband tonite so I had to share. Can anyone top this from ads on their craigslist?
Used Mother In Law For Sale
Date: 2010-07-17, 3:20PM
*Used Mother In Law for Sale
*Large, grey model from the 1960's
*Does not work well with women or anyone other than her granddaughter for that matter.
*Is not socially appropriate and will be rude in any given situation
*Unit is fully "self aware" but unfortunately the "awareness of others" feature is broken
*Not an effective communicator or companion as the model was manufactured in a poor environment in a Minnesota hick town
*Defects include but are not limited to drunken stories told on repeat mode, incessant talk of the above mentioned grand-daughter, hurtful & pointed comments, manipulation & pouting, as apparently this model was not upgraded from the infant model.
*May be used effectively as a paper weight or door stop, BUT use caution in the door jam as this model may use you for a door mat.
*Price reduced due to age, but unit retains much of its original value as the brain portion is virtually unused!!
***ANY TAKERS???
* Location: Jasper
Used Mother In Law For Sale
Date: 2010-07-17, 3:20PM
*Used Mother In Law for Sale
*Large, grey model from the 1960's
*Does not work well with women or anyone other than her granddaughter for that matter.
*Is not socially appropriate and will be rude in any given situation
*Unit is fully "self aware" but unfortunately the "awareness of others" feature is broken
*Not an effective communicator or companion as the model was manufactured in a poor environment in a Minnesota hick town
*Defects include but are not limited to drunken stories told on repeat mode, incessant talk of the above mentioned grand-daughter, hurtful & pointed comments, manipulation & pouting, as apparently this model was not upgraded from the infant model.
*May be used effectively as a paper weight or door stop, BUT use caution in the door jam as this model may use you for a door mat.
*Price reduced due to age, but unit retains much of its original value as the brain portion is virtually unused!!
***ANY TAKERS???
* Location: Jasper
