So what would you do if you found a bra at the end of your driveway?

So when I woke up this morning, there was a bra at the end of my driveway.

Since I have never had this happen before I am not sure what to do next and I am looking for suggestions.

What would you do if you found a bra at the end of your driveway?

If anyone has lost a 38C bra, I know where it is.

I'd probably put it on a tree in the front yard for a couple of hours then trash it.

We want a picture.

I'd pick it up with a stick (who knows where it's been) then toss it in the trash. Total cooties on that thing!

Hang it over your neighbor's mailbox.

I would never be so careless as to lose my bra like that, they are way too expensive I have only got one good one Thanks for the laugh, I needed it.x

Instead of "Balloon Boy" how about "Balloon Bra?"
Tie several helium filled balloons to the bra and let it fly away.
Be sure to call your local TV outlet first so that they can cover the breaking bra news.

Originally Posted by xocats

Instead of "Balloon Boy" how about "Balloon Bra?"
Tie several helium filled balloons to the bra and let it fly away.
Be sure to call your local TV outlet first so that they can cover the breaking bra news.

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you can get white balloons and tell them your impants got away from you

Originally Posted by sillyitiliangrl

you can get white balloons and tell them your implants got away from you

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I'd like to see that on the news!

I'm thinking some "Found Missing Bra" flyers are in order That is too funny!

I like the Balloon Bra idea!

I would have to bin it incase they thought it was mine

Oh gosh I just laughed out loud!

Hmm... I think I'd just have to throw it away, but definitely with a stick or a leaf or something so I didn't have to touch it.

How does one lose a bra???

Definitely would put up lost bra flyers. Perhaps put it in a wire cage, stick it back on the driveway with a "Is this your bra?" signs. Also, take a picture of it in said cage, and post it on craigslist.

Could be a door to door bra salesperson that lost a demo. Just be prepared for someone to knock on your door asking "Have you seen a 38C lately?"
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I would likely leave it there

Originally Posted by sillyitiliangrl

you can get white balloons and tell them your impants got away from you

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Well, since I live in a 45-unit complex, I would probably put up a sign in the mailboxes sections about the bra. Remember, though, that I live in the place where people put out good stuff to be recycled. They just put it in the wrong recycle spot. I might say in the ad that I wear a bigger cup size, so it isn't mine and eat your heart out. Or your implants!

LOL! First off, I'd stand there laughing my butt off. Then I'd probably kick it onto the street or take a stick and put it in the garbage. Lord knows if I left it in the driveway, the dogs would find themselves a new chew toy in no time.

I'd chuck it. That's what happened to the pair of panties I once found at the end of my driveway.

Or maybe Aaron has some 'splainin' to do.

I like Lei's idea about the helium balloons. You could write on the balloons that you are "supporting" breast cancer research! Thanks for the giggles.