Some great thoughts!!
1. If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will
always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin
with.
But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your
food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to
realize that you had set it free....... You either married it or gave birth to
it.
2. Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an
aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
3. They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine
isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I
said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous
toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen fatty....do it and
die."
4. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
5. The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
6. The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't
know what you're doing, someone else always does.
7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
8. Amazing!! You hang something in your closet for a while and
it shrinks two sizes!
9. Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain
consciousness.
10. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are
eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they
kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day.
1. If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will
always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin
with.
But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your
food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to
realize that you had set it free....... You either married it or gave birth to
it.
2. Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an
aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
3. They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine
isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I
said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous
toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen fatty....do it and
die."
4. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
5. The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
6. The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't
know what you're doing, someone else always does.
7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
8. Amazing!! You hang something in your closet for a while and
it shrinks two sizes!
9. Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain
consciousness.
10. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are
eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they
kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day.
