A Joke: Medical Competition (Political) Sorry!

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A Japanese doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we took the kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor said, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A British doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

A Chicago doctor, not to be outdone said, "You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Chicago, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work."
 
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Originally Posted by GloriaJH

The Doctors
A Japanese doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we took the kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor said, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A British doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

A Chicago doctor, not to be outdone said, "You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Chicago, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work."
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Truer words were never spoken.
 
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OK, I admit that was pretty funny.

However... I did vote for Obama, and speaking only for myself, I've been unemployed since Dubya was prez (yes, it's been a while). I don't like politicians as a rule, and I think anyone who runs for president is either very narcissistic or just completely insane...


I am just about the lone liberal in my family of conservatives, and my dad blamed Clinton for everything bad that happened while Dubya was president. Though I'm certain if my dad were still here (
) he would be blaming Obama for all the country's ills. Funny how that works...


Anyway, not trying to start a big political debate or anything, just trying to give ol' Barack a little support.
 
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Here is another....sort of medical related! Well, two....

ONE:

Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua. As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman
Said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."
The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there.
We've got dogs with us."
The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do."
They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put
On a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.
The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand.
This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"
The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."
The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."
The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a
Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought,"What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in.
Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
The woman with the Chihuahua said,












"A Chihuahua? They gave me a Chihuahua?!"



TWO:

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral attended by fellow physicians, family members, friends.... A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral ....I'm a gynecologist."

That's when the proctologist fainted.
 
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Glad I'm not a doctor.
 
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Lord Send Me A Hundred

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing
happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the
$100.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord,
USA, they decided to send it to the President. The President was so
impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to
send
the little boy a $5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money
to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to write a
thank-you note to the Lord. It said:

Dear Lord,
Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that
for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as
usual, those jerks deducted $95
 
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Originally Posted by GloriaJH

Lord Send Me A Hundred

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing
happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the
$100.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord,
USA, they decided to send it to the President. The President was so
impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to
send
the little boy a $5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money
to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to write a
thank-you note to the Lord. It said:

Dear Lord,
Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that
for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as
usual, those jerks deducted $95
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That is too funny.
 
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