The 4 cats.
4 men were bragging about how smart their cats were.
The first man was an engineer, the second was an accountant, the third was a chemist and the last one was a government employee.
To show off, the engineer called his cat.
"T-square, do your stuff."
T-square pranced over to the desk, took out a piece of paper and a pen and drew a square, circle and triangle.
The other 3 men all agreed that was pretty smart, but the accountant thought his could do better. So he called his cat.
"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
Spreadsheet went to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies and then divided them into 4 equal piles of 3.
The other 3 agreed that was pretty smart, but the chemist thought his could do better. So he called his cat.
"Measure, do your stuff."
Measure grabbed a quart of milk from the fridge and an 10 ounce glass and poured exactly 8 ounces into the glass without spilling a drop.
The other 3 agreed that was pretty smart, but the government employee thought his could do better. So he called his cat.
"Coffeebreak, do your stuff."
Coffeebreak jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, pooped on the paper, mated with the other 3 cats, claimed he injured his back in doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for workers compensation, and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave!
And that's why everyone wants to work for the government
4 men were bragging about how smart their cats were.
The first man was an engineer, the second was an accountant, the third was a chemist and the last one was a government employee.
To show off, the engineer called his cat.
"T-square, do your stuff."
T-square pranced over to the desk, took out a piece of paper and a pen and drew a square, circle and triangle.
The other 3 men all agreed that was pretty smart, but the accountant thought his could do better. So he called his cat.
"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
Spreadsheet went to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies and then divided them into 4 equal piles of 3.
The other 3 agreed that was pretty smart, but the chemist thought his could do better. So he called his cat.
"Measure, do your stuff."
Measure grabbed a quart of milk from the fridge and an 10 ounce glass and poured exactly 8 ounces into the glass without spilling a drop.
The other 3 agreed that was pretty smart, but the government employee thought his could do better. So he called his cat.
"Coffeebreak, do your stuff."
Coffeebreak jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, pooped on the paper, mated with the other 3 cats, claimed he injured his back in doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for workers compensation, and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave!
And that's why everyone wants to work for the government
