DH's girlfriend is enough to make a preacher cuss.
Last night she knocked my glasses off the nightstand. On purpose, I have no doubt. I had to crawl around in the floor looking for them today. Then I went into the kitchen and found a bookmark in the middle of the floor. I ask you: How did that bookmark walk its way out of "The Forrest of Hands and Teeth" (which was also on my nightstand) and into the kitchen? It didn't! Someone carried it there....
And how do I know DH has a girlfriend? Because she sits on his lap every night (with her looking at me in that superior way) and he says "isn't my girlfriend beautiful?"
His beautiful girlfriend also tears up Speck's favorite play box out of spite, tries to jump her plump self on Marshmallow's place on the cat tree, broke the glass out of my jewelry box (still haven't figured that one out) and has even slapped Siamie (the ultimate no-no).
I've spent years dealing with Siamietude, but this Tortitude is a whole different animal.
When we adopted her, she was skin and bones, like a fur covered birdcage. Now she has a round head, no neck, a groundhog body and four little stick legs (like a sheep). But I have to agree with DH, his girlfriend is beautiful.
And I haven't inspected my glasses closely yet, but if they're scratched, there's going to be some Michael Kors glasses in this for me somehow.
You may have noticed that I didn't give the name of DH's girfriend. The last thing I need is her suing me (and believe me, she would).
And how do I know DH has a girlfriend? Because she sits on his lap every night (with her looking at me in that superior way) and he says "isn't my girlfriend beautiful?"
His beautiful girlfriend also tears up Speck's favorite play box out of spite, tries to jump her plump self on Marshmallow's place on the cat tree, broke the glass out of my jewelry box (still haven't figured that one out) and has even slapped Siamie (the ultimate no-no).
I've spent years dealing with Siamietude, but this Tortitude is a whole different animal.
When we adopted her, she was skin and bones, like a fur covered birdcage. Now she has a round head, no neck, a groundhog body and four little stick legs (like a sheep). But I have to agree with DH, his girlfriend is beautiful.
And I haven't inspected my glasses closely yet, but if they're scratched, there's going to be some Michael Kors glasses in this for me somehow.
You may have noticed that I didn't give the name of DH's girfriend. The last thing I need is her suing me (and believe me, she would).
