Garden Gnomes

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After all the discussion about garden gnomes in the Secret Santa threads, I just had to share this joke I came across today.

A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes when a house cat appears. "What are you?" asks the cat.
"A gnome," comes the reply. "I steal food from humans, I kill their plants, I make annoying music at night to drive them crazy, and I love mischief. And what, may I ask, are you?"
The cat replies, "Um, I'm a gnome."
 

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Originally Posted by GoldyCat

After all the discussion about garden gnomes in the Secret Santa threads, I just had to share this joke I came across today.

A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes when a house cat appears. "What are you?" asks the cat.
"A gnome," comes the reply. "I steal food from humans, I kill their plants, I make annoying music at night to drive them crazy, and I love mischief. And what, may I ask, are you?"
The cat replies, "Um, I'm a gnome."
 

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I think we always knew that cats were gnomes, just without the pointy hat.
 

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Oh my gosh....
Dexter and Isis are gnomes.
 
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