I needed that laugh
It kind of sounds like something I would come up with if I had the time.
Whenever telemarketers call me, I become very dumb, very quick, and for some reason I just have no idea what they are trying to sell. I think the longest I've kept one on the phone was 20 minutes. She was explaining to me what a newspaper was for 20 minutes!!
You can't do that for a machine though which is really disappointing.