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There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.

One cat just leads to another.

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Cats are rater delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many aliments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me.

You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats.

Cats seem to go on the prinicple that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.

I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.

My husband said it was him or the cat.... I miss him sometimes.

post #2 of 8
excellent ......and soo true!
post #3 of 8
So Cute !!! Even though I have only had Socki for 4 months, I can relate to most of them.

post #4 of 8
That is funny! (and true) Thanks for sharing it!!!
post #5 of 8
Thank you for the excellent insights! Indeed, time spent with cats is never wasted.

post #6 of 8
Joe, I swear you are the man with an image for all occasions!
post #7 of 8
VERY funny and, oh, so true!

And I agree Joe, you DO have an image for all occasions!
post #8 of 8

thanks for the laughs, and the smiles, i search out these threads simply because
they remind me of the little things, and how precious and... just how precious !! my kitties truly are.

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