Well, I walk into the local CVS and there is our vet, Dr. Mona Miller on the check out line. We say "Hi!" and I tell her that Butzie is just fine. Then I say, "Oh! But Sandy Koufax died" (for those who don't know, probably the best pitcher ever). You should have seen the look on the face of the guy in front of her.
Then I said, "But we still have Whitey Ford, but he is dumber than ditchwater, but very pretty." (another great pitcher). Then I thought that the guy was really going to faint! Koufax and Ford are both still alive and I don't think that Whitey Ford is very good looking and I really would never say that he is dumber than ditchwater!