quote a "T" shirt thread!

[dragonlady]

I saw a "T" shirt I had to share! It said

We gave away the kids, the cat was allergic"

 

[valanhb]

I always liked:

"Put the FUN back in Funeral"

"You're just jealous because the voices talk to ME!"

"Friends help you move....Real friends help you move bodies."

 

[lhezzza]

If it smells like sh*t...
If it looks like sh*t...
If it feels like sh*t...

IT MUST BE SH*T!!!



(THIS SHIRT REALLY MAKE ME LAUGH ~ A NEWBORN BABY WAS WEARING IT IN THE HOSPITAL NURSERY)

 

[harrythecat]

Some of my "Harry the Cat" phrases are:

You can't hug your cat with nuclear arms.

Cat lovers do it PURRfectly.

and

My cat is an honor student at Catnip High.

 

[okeefecl]

My favorite T shirt:

Blarney (n)-Gaelic oral tradition. Irish for bulls***.

 

[ghostuser]

on the front:
picture of two aliens having sex.

on the back:
the alien's are coming

 

[katl8e]

I have a Big Dog T-shirt that reads:
"Forget Love, I'd rather Fall in Chocolate"

One, with a .357 Magnum: "Give Me All of Your Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt"

"Legally Blonde"

My friend Katey and I have matching ones: "If you don't have anything nice to say, come and sit next to me."

My favorite: "That's MS. B***h To You!

I also have one from the MGM Grand, with a lion on it: "Here, human, human, human."

 

[valanhb]

Originally posted by katl8e
One, with a .357 Magnum: "Give Me All of Your Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt"

That reminds me of a couple more I really liked. (Remember, I shoot rifles competitively, so I'm not just some redneck gun freak, k?

)

A lady's hand is pointing a handgun and it says: "Smith & Wesson: The ultimate in Feminine Protection!"

My personal favorite shooting shirt (have a bumper sticker on my gun case that says it too): A lady with a gun has more fun.

 

[katl8e]

I used to have one: "I'm PMSing, I'm retaining water and dammit, I have a gun!"

 

[wellingtoncats]

My grandad has a good one with paw prints saying my cat walks all over me !

ROTFL " Give me the chocolate and no-body gets hurt"

Thanks for the good laugh Cindy!

Sam!

 

[kimward34]

• Vegetarian: noun, Native-American word for bad hunter

• Practice safe eating -- always use condiments

• Seven Days Without Meat Make One Weak

• Pork: It's Worth Going To Hell Over

• Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

• Lean Beef: A Cow with two Legs.

• After I cook the vegetables, what do I do with the wheelchairs?

• It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

• I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

• Never eat more than you can lift

• Ask Me About My Grandcats

 

[wellingtoncats]

• After I cook the vegetables, what do I do with the wheelchairs?


LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)LLOLOL@!@!!!!!! Oh My Gosh.

That's SOOOOOOOOO funny!

Thanks for sharing Kim

Sam!

 

[kimward34]

Originally posted by WellingtonCats
• After I cook the vegetables, what do I do with the wheelchairs?


LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)LLOLOL@!@!!!!!! Oh My Gosh.

That's SOOOOOOOOO funny!

Thanks for sharing Kim

Sam!

ROTFL!! Would you believe I saw that one at the nursing home?
Thank God for humor!

 

[katl8e]

"Why Teddy bears are better than men: they're soft and cuddly and if they pi** you off, you can kick the stuffing out of them"

 

[kimward34]

Originally posted by katl8e
"Why Teddy bears are better than men: they're soft and cuddly and if they pi** you off, you can kick the stuffing out of them"

ROTFL!!!

 

[wellingtoncats]

LOL Cindy!

At a nursing home

LOL , It's so mean but yet so funny

Sam