A funny poem about Tiger Woods

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I just got this in an e-mail and I just had to share it




Tiger Woods Holiday Poem



Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house

Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.

She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,

Cause a bimboâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s phone number was in his Blackberry.

Heâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.

Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.

Heâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]d been cheatinâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji] with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,

With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.

From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,

Tigerâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s sad sordid tale was all over the news.

With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,

When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.

Despite all his cryinâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji] and beggin' and pleadin',

Tigerâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s wife went investing -- a new home in Sweden .

And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,

"If youâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]re gettin' laid then Iâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]m gettin' paid."

Sheâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,

Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.
 

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Showed this to my DH. He said although Elin has only used a golf club once, she's now the second highest paid player on the tour.
 

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Originally Posted by pushylady


Showed this to my DH. He said although Elin has only used a golf club once, she's now the second highest paid player on the tour.
With the least experience as well!
 
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