Funny jokes kids tell

One of my favorites,
Two biscuts are in an oven. One turns to the other and says "Wow, it's hot in here!" The other says 'Holy crap, a talking biscut!
Hee hee, I know, but it makes me laugh.

Lol, I used to work with kids and their were 2 jokes that I was told that I just died laughing.

Joke one:
Ethan: Knock Knock
Me: Who's there
Ethan: ETHAN, haha get is because its me!

lol I know it's lame, but he was 4 and it was just too funny.

Joke Two: (also from Ethan)
-Why don't you want to go to the bathroom with a Pokemon
~Why?
-Because he might peek-at-you (pikachu is a type of pokemon for those who don't know)

Little boy comes to his mom one day after Sunday school and asked "Is it true that we come from dust and return to dust? She answered "yes son, that is true" His answer. "Well there is somebody either coming or going under my bed!"

Originally Posted by hillbillywoman

Little boy comes to his mom one day after Sunday school and asked "Is it true that we come from dust and return to dust? She answered "yes son, that is true" His answer. "Well there is somebody either coming or going under my bed!"

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No really a kids joke, but a bad one all the same (posted on our board at work...they are usually bad). Why does Scrooge love Rudolph? Because ever buck is deer him. *groans....* lol! I'm sorry, it was so bad, I had to laugh!