Holiday phrase HELP!!! :)

So the hubby to be and I got our cards early. We got them for a great price too!!! and guess what! they are BLANK. People with out much to say should NOT buy blank cards. I chose them because they are so darn cute.


Well tonight i have to skip chores, leave the kitchen a mess and force myself into the chair to write out our holiday cards so they can be mailed tomorrow.

I need ideas for a phrase to write INSIDE the card...you know something funny and witty...no just "Happy Holidays" which is all that is coming to mind.

i beg of my fellow forum members...PLEASE HELP ME!!!! lol

How about just something short like

Have a Great Christmas and a Very Happy New Year! (assuming it's xmas, I shouldn't assume, i apologise. add the holiday(s) of choice)

Hope Your Holidays are Fun-Filled! Have a Super New Year!

on some you might add Hope to See You Soon!

Happy Christmas! Hope Santa brings you lots of goodies!

Or if you're cynical like i can be, Merry Christmas and all that crap!

i just write merry christmas and happy new year

i can never think of anything else better to write

Hahaha Happy Holidays and all that crap is exactly our style, but well...I dont think i can write that to everyone. Some of my family already thinks i am nuts cuz i am Pagan...I can just imagine their reaction to that.

I never know what to write, but sometimes I try my hand at drawing some little paw prints.

Oh me too, and the cards will be signed by the cats (And for his parents even from the fake birds...we are nuts.) We have 5 fake birds on our holiday tree and we named each of them........perhaps we need help in more ways than one. lol.

Happy Holidays from The Zookeepers!

From Our Zoo to Yours, have a wonderful holiday and a very happy new year!

(the zoo theme since you'll be signing the pets' names too and it seems they outnumber you )

Or, to steal from what my friend wrote in a xmas card I got in the mail today:

May Santa visit your house twice this year!

I usually say "We hope you have a wonderful holiday!"

Originally Posted by DarkMavis

Or, to steal from what my friend wrote in a xmas card I got in the mail today:

May Santa visit your house twice this year!

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That's great! I love this one!

Lol those are all great. Actually our pets dont out number us because the Birds are fake. Lol...we named them because well....we are insane. they are just little white birds you clip to holiday tree brances.

i pretty much wrote in all of them "Wishing you the happiest holidays! Lots of love,..."then signed. On my brother, sister and best friends i wrote "happy holidays and all that crap" lol...they will appreciate that one.

By the time i was 6 cards in i was already spelling my return address backwards. I had to call my best friend of 9 years to make sure i had her address right. It is AMAZING how dyslexia can really kick in when you are hand writing 25 cards. LMAO.

Maybe include stuff that they are doing next year "have a good year at school in 2010, nice trip, relaxing 2010" whatever. I don't like writing cards either.