Give your cat(s) a mafia name

lawguy

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I'm starting the Kitty Mafia, and they are a force to be reckoned with! The Kitty Mafia's primary source of income is the importation and distribution of catnip (or as it is known on the street - "Nips").

Give your cat a Kitty Mafia name. I'll start:

Ally "Bricktop" Diamonte

Ollie the wrench
 

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I have:
Jade "The Squealer"
Spaz "No Mercy" Fuzzbutt
Baby "The Mouthpiece" Broadbottom
 

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Upon investigation, I find that I'm harboring the infamous fugitive, St. John "Babyface" Dundee.
 

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Awww my babies already have Mafia names LOL. Oh well, i will participate anyways becasue this is fun!

Bugsy "The Spaz" Fuzzpaws
Capone "Big Ponezy" Baloney
Bonnie "Heartbreaker" Boogerface
 

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What a nice Idea for a tread!...
, let me see...
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Milky "White Shadow" King...

Catulina "Iron-Paw" big wiskers...

Horatio "Pianist fingers" troublemaker!...



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come on TCS, I would to see to all kittys here!...
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I realized I can do this using their nick names & their middle names.

Levi "Big Boy" Aaron
Jordan "The Bug" Noah
Isaac "The Bean" Abner
Maggie "Picky Pants" Marie
 

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I've had mafia cats for years now. It started with my dear departed Froggy who got tagged Da Godfadder, and his protege who is still with me is Louie Da lip. Da Lip's moll is that infamous cat burglar, Da Magpie. I also have Jack Da Toiminator (hits include a duck, several partridges and a zillion gophers) , Zab da Rooftop Sniper (he hunts pigeons on the bin roofs), Da Gimp (feral), and a few that need gangster names
 

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Heh, I was totally going to use the name "Shredder."

Ummm...

Squeaky "The Gut" Deaky.
 

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Freya "The eyeball" Hugepaws

and someone already took "the enforcer" so...

Cotton "The Lug" Whitecat.

 

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Originally Posted by Ms. Freya

Freya "The eyeball" Hugepaws

and someone already took "the enforcer" so...

Cotton "The Lug" Whitecat.

OMG!...
those are good one!
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Keep Ã[emoji]169[/emoji]m going putting here!..
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Fiona "Big Mitts" Babypuss (cus shes got extra toes)

Rocko "The Cuddler"

ReeRee -aka: the Wobbler aka: the Nose aka: Little Prince


This is the funniest thread!
 

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Fun thread!


I just settled on normal names for the kitties, but now I'll start thinking of some mafia names for them as well. Fun fun!


Dave
 

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This just in ... ....

Police report that they have obtained information that Nera "No Lids" Ann is currently staying at the hide out of known polish gansters, Levi "Big Boy" Aarron, Jordan "The Bug" Noah, Isaac "The Bean" Abner & Maggie "Picky Pants" Marie. No Lids is wanted for a recent escape from a No-Kill animal shelter. She left under supervision of a volunteer to see her doctor. No Lids did not return to the shelter. The police belive the volunteer may be assisting No Lids. When asked about Nera's choice of hide out, the police said, "We are shocked. No Lids is known not to like other gansters, she is a loaner." This station recieved information that No Lids has often been the target of other gangster's taunts as she was born with no upper eye lids. The source also reports this is how she got her mafia nick name. We will report more details as we get them.
 
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lawguy

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No concerns. The Kitty Mafia owns the media.
 

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In a state of insanity :)
Liberty Mouse Aka Bigun
keeps putting the hit on Chynna Dollbaby but she aint having any of that mess.She keeps telling him to back off
bigun I dont want you here. Then a big fight breaks out and bigun gets the worst end of it.
 

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hmmm.

Miss Kitty "Mousy" Cacciatore (Mousy Hunter)
Tasha "The Ghost" Selvaggio (The Ghost Wild)
Peaches "Sweet Mama" Carmella (Sweet Mama Candy)
Oscar "Fish" Capone*

(*'cause that's partially what's he's named after, Oscar is a species of SA Cichlid)

Can someone start a full-list so we can keep track?
very creative guys!
 
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