If cats could speak..

If my cats could speak, this is what this morning would sound like. Can you guess which one is seven weeks old and which is seven years old?

Miku: Smell my nose. SMELL MY NOSE. Isn't it awesome? It smells like NOSE. Look, there's a box! Let's eat it!
George: You do that. I'm going to lick my paws.
Miku: BOX BOX BOX! George, why aren't you helping me? Smell my nose! It smells like BOX!
George: Talk to the paw. *bonk*
Miku: You want a piece of this? I'll mess you up real good! Oh look, there's a box. BOX BOX BOX. I'm boxing a box!

What would your cats say?

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! that's terrific thanks for the morning laugh.

omg.....I'm laughing so hard I can't even think about what Larry might have been saying this morning.

That's so funny. I could just picture it!!

Fatman-Meowmy is up lets bug her before she gets her coffee..come on everyone on the bed!!!!
GiGi-Feed me feed me feed me.....Im going to antagonize you till you get up!!!!! and FEEEEEDDDD MEEEEEEEEE
Hercules-Muwahahahaha I see da Fatman...Muwahahah Im going to chase both GiGi and Fatman off the bed..Ready set here I go..ZOOOMMMMMM

I love morning before I get my coffee!!! (Oh yes thats sarcastic)

Larry - "Thank God!! Finally! I thought you'd never get up! Okay, where's my food? Oh, yeah. Do that coffee thing. Are you going to feed me now? Oh, good. Here comes the food. Thank you. You want purring? I'll show you purring."

Topaz - "It's daylight. Get up and feed me."

Ari -"BIRDIES! BIRDIES! BIRDIES! BIRDIES! BIRDIES!

Mazy (next to my neck) zzzz......do you mind? I'm still sleeping

Tolly bounds to the window, hurry mommie feed my birds!

Jennie...zzzzzzzzzz.......

That's too funny!!

I think our morning would be:
Genever: (paw to the face) Hey are you up? Are you up? Oh you ARE! OK.

I get out of bed, she runs to the food bowl: BREAKFAST TIME!!!

I don't run to the foodbowl, I go to the bathroom. She runs to the bathroom: Hurry mommy! Can I have breakfast?? Are you done yet? Feed me!

I'm done in the bathroom, go to the foodbowls to wash and fill while Genever lies on the placemat: See how patiently I am waiting? Please hurry with my breakfast!!!! HURRY!

I put the food down, gently shoving her off the placemat in the process: But I'm comfortable here! OH! MY FOOD! Ok I will move then. Nom nom nom. Yeah thanks you can go now, nom nom..

Heres an addition to my morning vocalist..

Fatman- Ohhhhh dumb dog is getting fed hes dumb enough to share with me
GiGi- Ooooooooooo me too me too me too
*Everyone crowds around Franklins lamb stew*
Franklin-Man why do I have to be smaller than these darn cats...I gotta share everything with them..That stupid Fatman isnt happy with his own food he has to snarf mine too..What a porker
Hercules- What a bunch of goofballs..Im so much better than this Im going to sit on mommys lap and get lotsa lovin while those boneheads eat!! Nener Nener Nener!

I am sure this is what is being said by 8 outside cats: HEY!!! get back out here, we need more cat pettin' time!!!! Youse left before we had enough!!! We promise, no more fightin' wid each odder fer attention!!!

Da Lip: Hey, you get dose odder katz away from MY house!!

Da Magpie: Aaaaaawwwwwww, Ma, let dat sexy siamese coloured kat inna house, I likes him a LOT (she is going in for The Operation later this fall)

Miku: Meepy! I wanna smell you!
Meepy: .......
Miku: Meeeeeeeepyyyyyy!!!! You smell like lazy COME PLAY WITH ME!
Meepy: ......
Miku: I have a feather! See? FEATHER FEATH-- Wait, there's a ball tied to the stove! *swat* LET'S PLAY TETHERBALL MEEPY!
Meepy: *snarls and runs away*
Miku: Well, I'll just wait for you here on top of this wireless router.
Meepy: ......
Miku: Where'd you go? Let me smell you!
Meepy: *hisses and disappears*
Miku: There's that mean old box again! I'm gonna box box box this box!

Hercules-I know you have your nice black pants for work on but MOMMMYYYYYYY loveeeeeeyyyy meeeeee Mommmmmyyyyy I promise I wont shed on your pants..ohhhhh lovin lovin lovin...oh yea scratch my ears...ohhhhhh yeah thats the spot....ok Ill go on top the desk now to watch you on TCS!!!

*Haha its almost like kitty porn there...But literally thats how he acts when he gets a hard core petting session. Its worse when I blow raspberries on his belly and give him belly luvins!*

Originally Posted by DarkMavis

....OH! MY FOOD! Ok I will move then. Nom nom nom. Yeah thanks you can go now, nom nom..

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This cracked me up! Cats are so like this! So much attention, love, purring before they get their food. Then it's like...."Yeah, goodbye, I'm eating."

Originally Posted by 3CatsN1Dog

Its worse when I blow raspberries on his belly and give him belly luvins!*

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There's something so amazing about kitty bellys! They're so soft and smushy and ADORABLE.

Originally Posted by Foofy Cat Lady

There's something so amazing about kitty bellys! They're so soft and smushy and ADORABLE.

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yeah, Yummy Tummies are the BEST!

Callie: HUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmman. oh huuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUman. Oh - you're up? Great. Food now. Noooo. Clean clothes later. Food NOOOW! Yay! FOOD! *Nom nom nom* Wait? Where are you going? Pet me! I eat - you pet! Work? What is this work? pet me! *purrrr nomnomnomnom purrrr*

And now i'm getting up early enough to lavish her with a bit of attention before I go to work since she's decided to grace me with her presence before I go to work, when I get home from work and before I go to bed.

It's nice to have someone to come home to.

Sho: *quite literally bouncing off the walls* Come out and play with me! Don't leave me out here alone!
Me: *stares out the bedroom door*
Sho: *stares back at me with wide innocent eyes* COME OUT! PLAY!
Me: *has homework so ignores him for a bit*
Sho: COME OUT MREEOOOWWW! *bounces off the walls again*
Me: *finally gives in and goes out to play with him*

LMAO! Thanks for the laugh!

If Rosalie spoke she'd say (in the morning) "YAWN" "Ok lady, get up (as she's rubbing her nose against my nose), c'mon, time to get up! C'MON, get UP, I'm HUUUUUNGRY!" then I get up and it's "meow, meow, meow" aka "YES YES YES", till her breakfast is served, lol.

This morning was a real event!


Zoey: Hmmm I'm hungry and the alarm hasn't gone off. I know how to get there attention. I'm going to jump on the top of the headboard scream at the top of my lungs, Then I'm going to jump off and land in the middle of mom's chest!! That will wake her up!!!

Frankie: Whatcha doing Zoey??? Can I help too? I'll hook dad's nose with my claw while you wake up mom.

The rest of the cats: Good job kids!!! She's getting up now!!

Sneaky Pie is laying downstairs on "her" chair.
I come down.
She gives me a "look"

Sneaky: Oh hello there. Nice of you to get up. Now could you please feed me? I'm so hungry. Come on, hurry up. I'm the ONLY cat around here now, it's not THAT hard to put some food in the bowl.

Ok, if you don't feed me soon I'm going to wind myself around your legs and get fur all over your nice clean white nursing school uniform. I don't care if you have to leave me soon, I want food.

I got my white uniforms in July. Mistoflees was still alive then (we lost him in August). The look he gave me when I unpacked them, all I could think about him saying was "But mom, those clothes are too white. If you want, I could nap on them and put some black fur on them. Because EVERYTHING is better with black fur"

Cheryl