Okay, this may be an old one, I tried to find it here on this forum, but didn't, so here it is:
The Nightgown
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret
to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown
several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price
-- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts
for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put
it on, and model it for him .
Upstairs the wife (she's no dummy) thinks,
'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be
nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling
naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least
iron it!'
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon, Closed casket.
The Nightgown
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret
to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown
several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price
-- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts
for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put
it on, and model it for him .
Upstairs the wife (she's no dummy) thinks,
'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be
nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling
naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least
iron it!'
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon, Closed casket.
