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Joke: The Nightgown

post #1 of 12
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Okay, this may be an old one, I tried to find it here on this forum, but didn't, so here it is:

The Nightgown

A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret
to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown
several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price
-- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts
for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put
it on, and model it for him .

Upstairs the wife (she's no dummy) thinks,
'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be
nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling
naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least
iron it!'

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon, Closed casket.
post #2 of 12
I've never heard that joke before. It's funny.
post #3 of 12
That is hilarious!! Thanks for sharing!!
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post #5 of 12
LOL I just sent this off to most of my contacts, very funny.
post #6 of 12
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Originally Posted by rachelh1018 View Post
That is hilarious!! Thanks for sharing!!
I've never heard this either!
post #7 of 12
OMG awesome! I had never heard that before either!
post #8 of 12
very funny!
post #9 of 12
What a great laugh for first thing Sunday morning
post #10 of 12
Quote:
Originally Posted by rachelh1018 View Post
That is hilarious!! Thanks for sharing!!
I love it
post #11 of 12
Tried to see the humor, but all I ended up thinking of was an Oxygen episode of Snapped!
post #12 of 12


I can't wait to share this one!!
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