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Cat Congress - Made Me Laugh Out Loud!

post #1 of 18
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This is from The Onion - I know....a paper that could be considered political, but this is purely "cat" oriented.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...red_in_sunbeam

I love the bit about Sen. Ruby who spent several hours in front of the Cat Capitol Building, staring at an unknown object.

And the bit about the large cardboard box.

Funny stuff!

post #2 of 18
OMG! Hello fellow 'The Onion' reader and neighbor! Definitely reading this article! Wasn't expecting to find another fan here........
post #3 of 18
Another Onion fan here. That was too funny!
post #4 of 18
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Love The Onion!
post #5 of 18
I love The Onion too! I'm going to print that out and bring it to the cat show I'm going to tomorrow.
post #6 of 18
OMG, TOO funny!! Well, that pretty much sums up congress for you, doesn't it. NOW I understand. Thanks for sharing!
post #7 of 18
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OMG, TOO funny!! Well, that pretty much sums up congress for you, doesn't it. NOW I understand. Thanks for sharing!
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Hold on......It looks like you have the majority vote in your house alone!
post #8 of 18
The best Onion headline?

Sept 12th 2001, or so...

"Hijackers wake up, astonished to find selves in Hell."
post #9 of 18
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Best. Headline. Ever.
post #10 of 18
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Hold on......It looks like you have the majority vote in your house alone!


I think Monster has the look of Speaker of her house.
post #11 of 18
Very cute!
post #12 of 18
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I think Monster has the look of Speaker of her house.
If the speaker can be doped up on valium and phenobarbital 24/7 and can't get anything done, then that's her. Oh wait...she may be perfect!!
post #13 of 18
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If the speaker can be doped up on valium and phenobarbital 24/7 and can't get anything done, then that's her. Oh wait...she may be perfect!!
Valium.......catnip........is there any difference?

And I think you meant to say purrfect.
post #14 of 18
I wonder...has the Onion had any other cat headlines? Is there an ongoing theme? Is there a cat lover on the staff, maybe?
post #15 of 18
quote "Our Founding Toms understood that certain provisions must be made in the interest of the public good," congressional spokescat Georgina said.
post #16 of 18
"The Onion" satire is always first rate and relevant. I don't often lol but I made an exception for this article.
post #17 of 18
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........ Is there a cat lover on the staff, maybe?
I think there must be. There are too many references that are right on....like "stretching himself to his full length and kneading the carpet"....ohmigosh....this person has a cat....or two....

I love the names, too. "Creamsicle"
post #18 of 18
Very funny, and definitely written by someone with at least one cat!
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