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Why men are happier

post #1 of 12
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Why Men Are Just Happier People!

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be president.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood, ALL the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You don't have to shave below your neck.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
post #2 of 12
Ha Ha. Grr! *Sigh*
post #3 of 12
Oi! So true too... seems a bit unfair, doesn't it?
post #4 of 12
Not only UNFAIR, but quite sicking. We are the ones to blame though we let them get away with it after all. lol
post #5 of 12
I only own two pair of shoes.LOL I guess they have some things going their way, however they will never know the joy of knowing how a woman thinks! HA!
post #6 of 12
True Very True. When it comes to us women men walk around like this
post #7 of 12
Hehe! Too true! *Sigh*!
post #8 of 12
Oh My Gosh-

That's so funny! Thanks for the sharing! I like the 3 undies in a pack thing

post #9 of 12
(Reads subject title) Oh yeah?... let's see...
(clicks on it)
(Reads list) but... but...
(Keeps reading) yeah but...
Well okay... nevermind
post #10 of 12
LOL, I won't even tell you how many shoes I have.
post #11 of 12
So true!!!!!!!!
post #12 of 12
True, but I still prefer being a woman!
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