With apologies to all blond members. .

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a
bar,sits on a stool and orders a drink After sitting there for a
while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things.... 1 - The bartender is a blonde girl. 2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal. 3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter. 5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares: "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

(I am a redhead, but it's by choice. Under the hair dye, I am blonde. I think it's funny. )

Two blondes walk into a bar...you would have though one of them would have seen it!

I am laughing so hard..(lol)

No offense taken. Hey that is me all over again

A redhead goes to the doctor, and says, doctor, my entire body hurts! See, when I touch my arm, it hurts, when I touch my shoulder, it hurts, when I touch my knee, it hurts, when I touch my face, it hurts.

The doctor says, you're not a redhead are you, you're really a blonde.

The redhead says, how did you know that?

The doctor says, because you have a broken finger.

Sammie and Teresa, those are funny!

the jokes.

Hey! I'm blonde! Hehe!

I'm blonde BUT I cracked up at all of these jokes!!!!

Thanks for sharing everyone!

Now It's my turn [Kinda lame but OH well]

Why does the blonde climb over the glass wall?

To see what was on the other side