Parental Sayings

trillcat

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Does every dad's favorite count? (not so much a saying as a trick)
Pull my finger.
 

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Originally Posted by tierre0

When pigs fly..
Here we have a bit different version of that: "When cows fly.."

It's funny to see that many of these sayings are also used in this part of the world too.
 

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ME: Mum what's for tea?
MUM: A wigwam for a gooses bridal

If you ask a stupid question you get a stupid answer

"Suck eggs"

Me: Grandad where's the XXX
Grandad walks over: What's this a piece of cheese?

After I've eaten all the chocolate biscuits..
Nana: I've got a bone to pick with you...

When all the lights were left on at home
"This house is lit up like a christmas tree"
 
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My mother used to say "the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree" when my dad would criticize me (or my sister) about something.
 
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WellingtonCats;2700515 said:
Originally Posted by Trillcat

LOL I just think it meant she didn't have a clue. Lots of people say that here.
Found this online:


In Reply to: Re: Wigwam for a goose's bridle posted by R. Berg on December 16, 2007

: : Where did the phrase "a wigwam for a goose's bridle" originate?

: I don't know, but I suspect England. There's a group of nonsense phrases like that, used when adults don't want to answer children's questions. They seem to be British; at least, I've never heard them used in the U.S. "A wigwam for winding up the sun" is similar. See http://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_b...ssages/79.html (link below). ~rb

The 'goose's bridle' expression appears to be Australian, although it may have been taken there by English settlers. The form most often given is 'a whim-wham for a goose's bridle', but there are many variants (wing-wong, wig-wog, bridal, for a treacle-mill...).

A whim-wham is an old English expression for a frivolous item; a trinket - like a flim-flam. It probably derives from whimsy.

A work colleague of mine used to answer the question 'what are you doing?' with 'I'm doing what I'm doing'. 'I am making a whim-wham for a goose's bridle' would be an alternative to that.
 

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So funny how they get repeated around the world and through the generations. I guess kids are universally annoying.


We used to get "who's she, the cat's mother?" a lot too if we said she instead of mum.

We used to try and freeze the frown expressions on our faces in front of the fan!
 

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I used to get from Dad...
"If wishes were horses, beggars would ride"
pretty much anything I wanted something/wanted to be allowed to do anything

All the others my parents were fond of have already been brought up in the thread lol
 

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Originally Posted by calico2222

My dad always told me to eat things I didn't like (liver, spinach, brussle sprouts) because "it will put hair on your chest". Ummm...dad, I'm a girl...?
Mine too... Oh, I'd forgotten about the hair on my chest!


I can't think of any more than weren't already mentioned. Can't wait to use some myself when Noah gets a older.
 

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If someone would ask our mom for something or say we WANTED something she would reply back with "Well hows it feel to want" I hated that but now when BF asks for something he wants or says he wants something I say the same thing to want...

Also if we complained about something hurting my mom would always say well then its time to cut it off and would grab a butter knife...LOL...my moms a kook!
 

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If we didn't wanted to walk to school because of rain, My Mom would say "Don't worry honey, you're not made of sugar you won't melt"
 
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