Mysteries of life

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We all have some big questions about how the world works. Here's mine:

Why are squirrels so bad at crossing streets?

So...what's yours?
 

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Why is it that the hottest little bits of molten metal are always drawn to the most sensitive parts of the human body?
 

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Why do mosquitoes hone zone in on your ear while asleep?
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Originally Posted by Februa

Who was thirsty one day and said: "Mmmmm, theres a cow!"
The same guy or gal who found a kiwi. "look a brown gross fuzzy thing, looks like a rock with moss, Lets eat it!
 
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Who first opened a pottery jar of stored wheat, found it full of spoiled water, and said, "Hey, let's drink that and see what happens!"
 

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Originally Posted by tierre0

Do there really need to be instructions on a shampoo bottle?
Well I've accidentally put it on my face before....or wait I think it was the conditioner. I was half asleep. But then being half asleep I doubt I've had read the bottle....
Originally Posted by Trouts mom

If peanut oil is made from peanuts, and sunflower oil is made of sunflowers..what is baby oil made of?
 

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Originally Posted by tierre0

Do there really need to be instructions on a shampoo bottle?
Originally Posted by Persi & Alley

Does the instruction manual for an expensive high end camera really need to tell me to DO NOT DROP CAMERA?


Does my hair dryer really need a tag on it saying "Do not use while showering"?
 

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who had the idea of frementing soy beans and call it soy milk..?

could we get lentil milk?
 

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If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
 

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Originally Posted by Emy4cats



Does my hair dryer really need a tag on it saying "Do not use while showering"?
Also "Do not use while sleeping"
 

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Those little dessicant packs you get with new shoes: do not eat. What Am I going to mistake that for Nutrasweet?

The cat litter pail that has a picture of a baby falling in and drowning in litter. Autchung! I look at it every day as I go about Binks business. If you are that bad of a parent, maybe you should not even have cats?
 

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Originally Posted by Trillcat

Also "Do not use while sleeping"
I know right!!

Also I have a automatic showercleaer that sais this is not a body wash do not use while showering
Are people that stupid?
 

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Originally Posted by binkyhoo

Those little dessicant packs you get with new shoes: do not eat. What Am I going to mistake that for Nutrasweet?

The cat litter pail that has a picture of a baby falling in and drowning in litter. Autchung! I look at it every day as I go about Binks business. If you are that bad of a parent, maybe you should not even have cats?
Actually this is a good warning. It is not abut the litter, but many people use the (old) bucket for mopping floors and house chores. It takes a small amount of water for a baby to drown, and they are top heavy. Peeking into the bucket to see can and has resulted in death.
It takes only a moment of time for disaster to happen. Answer the phone, text, look away for a minute. Not bad parents.
 

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Originally Posted by Trillcat

Actually this is a good warning. It is not abut the litter, but many people use the (old) bucket for mopping floors and house chores. It takes a small amount of water for a baby to drown, and they are top heavy. Peeking into the bucket to see can and has resulted in death.
It takes only a moment of time for disaster to happen. Answer the phone, text, look away for a minute. Not bad parents.
I know, I was being factious. You can tell I dont have children. I did delete my this plastic bag is not a toy coment befor I posted though.
 
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