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Originally Posted by -_aj_-

when does a pond become a lake? then when does a lake become a sea???
On a similiar note,

what's the difference between a stream and a creek?
 

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Originally Posted by catlover19

Why does the instruction booklet for bumpits say it is not edible?

www.bumpits.com for anyone who doesn't know what that is.
At first I was a bit hesitant to check out the website because I read it as Bum Pits.
 

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Why is it any line for a cashier slows down when I get into it?

Originally Posted by Trillcat

Also "Do not use while sleeping"
I realized this one one winter when our furnace went out. I could see someone using a blow dryer to keep warm.

Originally Posted by Emy4cats

Also I have a automatic showercleaer that sais this is not a body wash do not use while showering
Are people that stupid?
Unfortunately yes.
 

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Originally Posted by Kiwideus

At first I was a bit hesitant to check out the website because I read it as Bum Pits.
Me, too!
And having never seen this product before in my life, have suddenly decided I must have some!
 

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Don't people realize that huge hair went out ages ago?

Bumpits scare me.
I think it makes all those girls look like they have alien brains making their skulls huge. Every time the commercial comes on TV I jump when the girl screams!



:O I also just noticed there is a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states".

Hows that for an oxymoron?
 

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Why is it necessary to tell me that the packet of cashews I just bought was : "made in a factory containing nuts" and "May therefore contain traces of nuts"

I hope it does... I really do
 
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Originally Posted by Nekomania

:O I also just noticed there is a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states".

Hows that for an oxymoron?
I think that applies to certain portions of the coverage, especially such things as "accident forgiveness." There are a couple of states that have pretty strict laws governing insurance, prime among them New York.
 

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How come there is no warning on my pill cutter?

some stupid person could hurt themselves bad and sue.

Kinda like the reasons why Tim Horton's coffee cups say Caution: Hot....
 

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Originally Posted by Snake_Lady

How come there is no warning on my pill cutter?

some stupid person could hurt themselves bad and sue.

Kinda like the reasons why Tim Horton's coffee cups say Caution: Hot....
Because no one has sued the makers of the pill cutter yet.
 

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If I only have 2 or 3 light items in my arms (let's say 1 bunch of bananas, a box of crackers and an onion) at the grocery store, why does the checker ask if I need help carrying it to my car?
 

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Why do hot dogs come in packs of 8 and hot dog buns come in packs of 10?
 

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I once saw on the net a sign by a water feature that said."Warning this water is full of Hydrogen." It was ment to scare off people from swimming in the fountian.

If you dont get it Binky sez, Its a chemistry thingy.
 

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Originally Posted by binkyhoo

I once saw on the net a sign by a water feature that said."Warning this water is full of Hydrogen." It was ment to scare off people from swimming in the fountian.

If you dont get it Binky sez, Its a chemistry thingy.


I wonder how many people were that silly to think that it was dangerous.
 

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Originally Posted by binkyhoo

I once saw on the net a sign by a water feature that said."Warning this water is full of Hydrogen." It was ment to scare off people from swimming in the fountian.

If you dont get it Binky sez, Its a chemistry thingy.


Then you might enjoy these links....

http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/dhmo.htm

http://www.dhmo.org/

It informs us on the hazards of di-hydrogen monoxide
 
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