TheCatSite.com › Forums › General Forums › The Cat Lounge › Favorite "House" quotes
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

Favorite "House" quotes

post #1 of 12
Thread Starter 
No House now for a while, and none to come, *big heavy sigh" till September.
Fav flavors of quotes here!

“Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if you jumble it up.”

"That's a catchy diagnosis, you could dance to that."

"Idiopathic, from the Latin meaning we're idiots cause we can't figure out what's causing it."
post #2 of 12
Thread Starter 
Chase, talking to House after hearing he may have cancer,
"I'm going to hug you now"
post #3 of 12
Thread Starter 
House snipping off Cameron's shirt buttons in a dream sequence, asking the big tounge guy if he had seen enough.
Big tounge guy: No
post #4 of 12
"I have to go.....IS KILLING TIME!"....
post #5 of 12
Oh man I love house!
"No, if you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic."

"I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am THAT good."

Foreman: "You stash your drugs in a Lupus text book."
House: "It's never Lupus."

"Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning. This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a board certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will. That is true, isn't it? But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you are particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any. And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me?"
post #6 of 12
Thread Starter 
Wilson: "That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality."
House: "Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain."
post #7 of 12
Thread Starter 
After The character Patrick (Half-wit) shows off some skill on the piano with House,

FOREMAN: He's good. Can we let him go?

HOUSE: [looking at Patrick] He's great. He's staying.
post #8 of 12
Thread Starter 
One of the most haunting songs ever, played while Cameron took a man's life, at his request, that had ended others lives, in not such a nice way. Ethical quandrys all over the place. A must see for anyone who has not.
As the Montage/Scene plays Cameron is in the chapel crying, House tells her is proud of her. ( the episode is "Informed consent")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiO_7LhPZFM
post #9 of 12
"You're good, but not curing Huntington's Disease good"

I like this quote, mostly because I work in drug discovery for Huntington's Disease
post #10 of 12
Okay... I don't have a quote or anything, but one time when I was in the hospital (will NOT explain why I was in, badddd) I had a doctor that looked IDENTICAL to House! I mean twins identical- very creepy. And the creepier part was that when I met him House was on the TV when he walked in- now that's just messed up. The nurses told me that he absolutely hated talking about House... ha!
post #11 of 12
Quote:
Originally Posted by capt_jordi View Post
Oh man I love house!
"No, if you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic."

"I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am THAT good."

Foreman: "You stash your drugs in a Lupus text book."
House: "It's never Lupus."

"Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning. This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a board certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will. That is true, isn't it? But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you are particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any. And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me?"

I was going to quote that one too! I love how everyone puts their hand up when he said "or do you want to wait for the other guy?!"
post #12 of 12
Okay, you've all convinced me... I have to start watching this show! Thanks!
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
  Back to Forum: The Cat Lounge
TheCatSite.com › Forums › General Forums › The Cat Lounge › Favorite "House" quotes