In case you missed it, we had a wonderful contest yesterday about why male cats were better than male humans. Here is the original link: http://www.thecatsite.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=201066
We had 15 wonderful ideas about why this was the case and I present them here in the order that they were received. Please vote for your THREE favorite responses.
1. Male cats R better then male humans, cause they never object when you mentioned the big V (neutering).
2. Male cats are better than male humans because they keep their socks on their feet -- not on the floor!
3. Male cats are better than male humans because they dont cry that its the end of the world when they are sick.
4. Male cats are better than male humans because at least, with cats, the males embrace and honor the fact that they act affectionately towards the women in their life to get what they want rather than pretending that they're not the manipulative creatures we ladies know they are!
5. Because they'll gladly give you a massage without having to be asked! (as in kneading)
6. because they love to cuddle all the time.
7. Male cats are better than male humans because they don't take up as much room on the couch and they smell better.
8. Male cats are better than male humans because - they don't care if you are fat
9. Male cats are better than male humans because they will never leave you to move back in with their mother.
10. You don't have to impress your cat's mother!
11. than male humans because they can't use sex as a bargaining chip.
12. better than male humans because it is legal in all states to have them neutered.
13. Male cats are better than male humans because they wearing a fly necklace finish the problem!*
14. Male cats are better than male humans because they don't consider farting an art form (it just kind of happens!)
15. They can't prevent you from having them nuetered!
*English is not this person's native language. Let me offer some help. A fly necklace refers to a flea collar. Let me offer my translation:
Male cats are better than male humans because by wearing a flea collar they take care of their problem!
Now, vote for your three favorites. The poll automatically ends in 72 hours and the leader at that time, winner take all, wins 50,000 points.
We had 15 wonderful ideas about why this was the case and I present them here in the order that they were received. Please vote for your THREE favorite responses.
1. Male cats R better then male humans, cause they never object when you mentioned the big V (neutering).
2. Male cats are better than male humans because they keep their socks on their feet -- not on the floor!
3. Male cats are better than male humans because they dont cry that its the end of the world when they are sick.
4. Male cats are better than male humans because at least, with cats, the males embrace and honor the fact that they act affectionately towards the women in their life to get what they want rather than pretending that they're not the manipulative creatures we ladies know they are!
5. Because they'll gladly give you a massage without having to be asked! (as in kneading)
6. because they love to cuddle all the time.
7. Male cats are better than male humans because they don't take up as much room on the couch and they smell better.
8. Male cats are better than male humans because - they don't care if you are fat
9. Male cats are better than male humans because they will never leave you to move back in with their mother.
10. You don't have to impress your cat's mother!
11. than male humans because they can't use sex as a bargaining chip.
12. better than male humans because it is legal in all states to have them neutered.
13. Male cats are better than male humans because they wearing a fly necklace finish the problem!*
14. Male cats are better than male humans because they don't consider farting an art form (it just kind of happens!)
15. They can't prevent you from having them nuetered!
*English is not this person's native language. Let me offer some help. A fly necklace refers to a flea collar. Let me offer my translation:
Male cats are better than male humans because by wearing a flea collar they take care of their problem!
Now, vote for your three favorites. The poll automatically ends in 72 hours and the leader at that time, winner take all, wins 50,000 points.