"Airplane", the movie.

I can't even type that without laughing. I think one of the funnyest moves EVER! The sequil was just as good! I have seen both so many times, I still laugh each and every time! I am the anoying person quoting the movie as it happens.
I love the quotes from the movies, so quote away fellow fans!

What's your vector, Victor?
Roger, Roger.
Surely you can't be serious? I'm serious and don't call me Shirley.
Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop drinking.
Excuse me, I speak Jive.

I don't know any quotes from that movie, but I am a huge fan of Monty Python and could quote from a couple of those

OMG I LOVE THAT MOVIE! So many of my friends hadnt seen it so we all watched it one night. Great classic gag movie!

Originally Posted by Natalie_ca

I don't know any quotes from that movie, but I am a huge fan of Monty Python and could quote from a couple of those

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Don't get me started on Python, that is a whoooole different thread!
Smacks natalie with a fish and silly walks away.

Originally Posted by Arlyn

What's your vector, Victor?
Roger, Roger.
Surely you can't be serious? I'm serious and don't call me Shirley.
Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop drinking.
Excuse me, I speak Jive.

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I was going to quote the Jive one, but was not sure if that was PC. It is hilarious though!

Johnny alking to the reporters:
What kind of plane is it?
Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.

Elaine talking to the passengers:
"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

Ted Striker: I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has four engines. It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.
Rumack, Randy: [together] It's an entirely different kind of flying.

Rex Kramer: Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question... skip that.

I used to love that movie but I tried watching it recently and didn't find it that funny. DKW.

Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?


Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?

The S$88 is going to hit he fan now! cue to image of said stuff hitting the fan. My dad almost broke a rib laughing so hard!

I can make a hat, I can make a broach, or I can make a terydactyl.

The red zone is for loading and unloading cars.

Got that movie too.

Kramer: All right, Striker, you listen, and listen close. Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle; it's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes

MCrosky : Bad news, the fog is getting thicker. Johnny : And Leon's getting laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrger

Talk show guest: They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting in to. I say, let 'em crash!


That movie is soooo funny!!

Little girl talking to little boy next to her: "I like my coffee black like my men". Don't know if anyone else mentioned this one since I didn't read all of them.

A brief assortment of good Airplane stuff!
Language warning!!!
There is cussing.

William Shatner, the man is a god to me. lol!

Originally Posted by Arlyn

What's your vector, Victor?
Roger, Roger.
Surely you can't be serious? I'm serious and don't call me Shirley.
Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop drinking.
Excuse me, I speak Jive.

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Love that movie too!
As well as the Monty Python ones.
Blazing Saddles I can quote along to as well.