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post #31 of 55
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Originally Posted by Trillcat View Post
Granted, but the cat will die.
I wish our cats never died
Granted. But your cats will outlive you and who would take care of them then?

I wish I could get a new car.
post #32 of 55
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Originally Posted by calico2222 View Post
Granted. But your cats will outlive you and who would take care of them then?

I wish I could get a new car.
Granted, but the manufacturer immediately goes out of business, your warranty is null and void, and it won't start the next day.

I wish I could move to a new house.
post #33 of 55
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Originally Posted by CatNurse22 View Post
Granted, but the manufacturer immediately goes out of business, your warranty is null and void, and it won't start the next day.

I wish I could move to a new house.
Granted, you buy a gorgeous house, and a pretty good deal for it, too. But then you wake up the next morning and realize you bought a garden shed, not a house.

I wish there was no more animal overpopulation, that there were enough homes for them all. . .
post #34 of 55
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Originally Posted by CatNurse22 View Post

I wish I could move to a new house.
Granted, but the roof of your new house leaks and the house is next to a very loud freeway.

I wish I was closer to my family.
post #35 of 55
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Originally Posted by Mollysmom View Post
Granted, you buy a gorgeous house, and a pretty good deal for it, too. But then you wake up the next morning and realize you bought a garden shed, not a house.

I wish there was no more animal overpopulation, that there were enough homes for them all. . .
Granted, but YOU'RE the home for them ALL.
post #36 of 55
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Originally Posted by WELDRWOMN View Post
Granted, but the roof of your new house leaks and the house is next to a very loud freeway.

I wish I was closer to my family.
Granted, but with this new found closeness every family member you have calls you with every single problem they have....at 3 AM.

I wish I didn't have to work in the morning!!!
post #37 of 55
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Originally Posted by CatNurse22 View Post
Granted, but with this new found closeness every family member you have calls you with every single problem they have....at 3 AM.

I wish I didn't have to work in the morning!!!
Granted, but you have to get up to be at work at 3:00 AM every morning after tomorrow for the rest of your life.

I wish I had lasagna right now.
post #38 of 55
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Originally Posted by Mollysmom View Post

I wish I had lasagna right now.
Granted, and its sitting in front of you, smelling wonderful, but your mouth has been sewn shut so you can't eat it.

I wish Kizzy's poo didn't stink.
post #39 of 55
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Originally Posted by Snake_Lady View Post
Granted, and its sitting in front of you, smelling wonderful, but your mouth has been sewn shut so you can't eat it.

I wish Kizzy's poo didn't stink.
Granted, but you can't smell anything else anymore. I wish that I could drive.
post #40 of 55
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Originally Posted by Snake_Lady View Post
Granted, and its sitting in front of you, smelling wonderful, but your mouth has been sewn shut so you can't eat it.

I wish Kizzy's poo didn't stink.
Granted, but your poo becomes so smelly you long for the good old days of stinky cat poopies.
I wish I could make a decent pie crust
post #41 of 55
GRANTED, BUT you´ll going to be famous, you should to go to presentations, sign autographs, make some famous deals and else and you´ll don´t going to have time to spend on TCS...


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I WISH, to have a Motorcicle...
post #42 of 55
Granted, but it has no handlebars and no seat and only one wheel.

I wish I could move to Michigan where it's cooler than here.
post #43 of 55
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Originally Posted by Mollysmom View Post
Granted, but it has no handlebars and no seat and only one wheel.

I wish I could move to Michigan where it's cooler than here.
Granted, but you'll have to build your house by yourself when you get there. I wish I could eat as much as I want without getting fat.
post #44 of 55
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Originally Posted by CATTYBIRD View Post
I wish I could eat as much as I want without getting fat.
Granted, but you will have excessive diarrhea and not be able to leave the toilet for longer than 5mins.

I wish that noone had to hurt.
post #45 of 55
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Originally Posted by Snake_Lady View Post
Granted, but you will have excessive diarrhea and not be able to leave the toilet for longer than 5mins.

I wish that noone had to hurt.
Granted, but you will take the pain of all.
I wish I didn't have to take the pain of all
post #46 of 55
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Originally Posted by Trillcat View Post
Granted, but you will take the pain of all.
I wish I didn't have to take the pain of all
Granted, but you don't get to share in anybody's happiness, joy, hopes, or dreams either.

I wish there was enough hours in the day to go to school full time, work full time, study as much as I need to, and still have some fun!!!
post #47 of 55
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Originally Posted by CatNurse22 View Post
Granted, but you don't get to share in anybody's happiness, joy, hopes, or dreams either.

I wish there was enough hours in the day to go to school full time, work full time, study as much as I need to, and still have some fun!!!
Granted, but with that many hours the day will never end and you'll be stuck in the same day for the rest of your life! I wish I could have a Pug Dog.
post #48 of 55
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Originally Posted by CATTYBIRD View Post
Granted, but with that many hours the day will never end and you'll be stuck in the same day for the rest of your life! I wish I could have a Pug Dog.
Granted, but turns out she's pregnant and has 5 little pug puppies. All of whom snore like there's no tomorrow.

I wish I had a maid!
post #49 of 55
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Originally Posted by CatNurse22 View Post
Granted, but turns out she's pregnant and has 5 little pug puppies. All of whom snore like there's no tomorrow.

I wish I had a maid!
Granted, but she doesn't really know what to yet and will make lots of mistakes and you'll have to train her yourself. I wish I could have as many books as I want.
post #50 of 55
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Originally Posted by CATTYBIRD View Post
Granted, but she doesn't really know what to yet and will make lots of mistakes and you'll have to train her yourself. I wish I could have as many books as I want.
Granted, but you suddenly lose the ability to read.

I wish my allergies would go away!
post #51 of 55
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Originally Posted by CatNurse22 View Post
I wish my allergies would go away!
Granted, but......you end up with a chronic case of chicken pox everytime your allergies would normally act up.

I wish people would make up their minds LOL.
post #52 of 55
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Originally Posted by Snake_Lady View Post
Granted, but......you end up with a chronic case of chicken pox everytime your allergies would normally act up.

I wish people would make up their minds LOL.
Granted, but that also means nobody ever changes their mind again.

I wish I could find my cellphone, .
post #53 of 55
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Originally Posted by CatNurse22 View Post
I wish I could find my cellphone, .
Granted, but you'll have to dry it out after it fell out of your pocket and into the toilet!

I wish my dog Lola would stop rolling in terribly stinky things.
post #54 of 55
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Originally Posted by Momofmany View Post
Granted, but you'll have to dry it out after it fell out of your pocket and into the toilet!

I wish my dog Lola would stop rolling in terribly stinky things.
Granted, but she'll start SITTING in terribly stinky things.. I wish I could have some good luck.
post #55 of 55
GRANTED, BUT a black cat crossed in your way and that means some years of bad luck...

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I WISHto meet in R L to Mr B Obama...
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