My new friend, Mary, invited me to go along with her for a 1/2-off pedicure yesterday. We met at the salon and she almost fell off the chair when I told her that I had never gotten one before, which would have been a shame because they had massage chairs which I dubbed the "orgasmic" chairs.
Mary picked out a vibrant color for my nails to match my outfit. It's a good thing that I was not wearing black!
Anyway, I have been pedicure de-flowered.
Mary picked out a vibrant color for my nails to match my outfit. It's a good thing that I was not wearing black!
Anyway, I have been pedicure de-flowered.