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They can't look out of Windows 2000
The Sleep command is not available on all platforms
It's too difficult to mark websites they visit
They can't smell the catfood icon
They can't stop pouncing on the mouse
Male cats spend all their times at www.pethouse.com
They're not fooled by the Kibbles and Bits Screen Saver
There are no emoticons that resemble litter pans
After typing for awhile they suffer from carpal paw syndrome
Their meowing keeps activating the voice recognition software
SmellU-SmellMe is still in beta phase
If they can't master No and Scat how can they understand advance commands?
They keep trying to bite the mouse
They can't locate the newsgroup alt.wake.master.up
Talking dirty in the chat room doesn't interest them
And the one reason Cats DO like computers?
No one on the internet can tell if they are neutered!
The Sleep command is not available on all platforms
It's too difficult to mark websites they visit
They can't smell the catfood icon
They can't stop pouncing on the mouse
Male cats spend all their times at www.pethouse.com
They're not fooled by the Kibbles and Bits Screen Saver
There are no emoticons that resemble litter pans
After typing for awhile they suffer from carpal paw syndrome
Their meowing keeps activating the voice recognition software
SmellU-SmellMe is still in beta phase
If they can't master No and Scat how can they understand advance commands?
They keep trying to bite the mouse
They can't locate the newsgroup alt.wake.master.up
Talking dirty in the chat room doesn't interest them
And the one reason Cats DO like computers?
No one on the internet can tell if they are neutered!
