Limerick playoff!!

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Looks like we have to have a runoff, folks. Momofmany and taterbug both ended up tied with ten votes each at the end of the poll. So now, we move into the finals. You have 48 hours to vote for one of the following two great limericks.

Submitted by Momofmany:

Our smallest cat is named Scarlett
She views herself as a starlet.
When hands are in play
Her back she will lay
And looks to be more of a harlot.

Submitted by taterbug:

There is a cat named Anna,
Who loves her yellow banana!
But then one day,
She turned wild in her play,
And she now wears it as a bandana!
 
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Originally Posted by Persi & Alley

Looks like we have to have a runoff, folks. Momofmany and taterbug both ended up tied with ten votes each at the end of the poll. So now, we move into the finals. You have 48 hours to vote for one of the following two great limericks.

Submitted by Momofmany:

Our smallest cat is named Scarlett
She views herself as a starlet.
When hands are in play
Her back she will lay
And looks to be more of a harlot.

Submitted by taterbug:

There is a cat named Anna,
Who loves her yellow banana!
But then one day,
She turned wild in her play,
And she now wears it as a bandana!
This was a fun contest and we hopefully had as much fun reading them as I am having awarding Momofmany 50,000 points for being the TCS Cat Limerick champ. All of the limericks were good but somebody had to win and Amy was picked by her peers as the champ.

CONGRATULATIONS TO AMY!!


It is strange, I always thought Momofmany meant mom of many cats. But I stand corrected, it must mean mom of many limericks.
 

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Thank you everyone!! I had a lot of fun writing up my limerick. DH and I had a good long chuckle writing up a verse for each of our 10 cats, and if you know my cats at all, you'll know that their verses describe them pretty well. I believe that Lee left the entire 10 verses up in the original thread, but here it is again:

Stumpy's tail is short like a stump
When he sleeps he's just a big lump
He eats like a hog
And thinks he's a dog
But really is a cat speed bump.

Eightball never ever sits still
He sometimes can be quite the pill.
But a cat that wiggles
Can give me the giggles
And stops me from wanting to kill.

Bob is a cat who's evolving
He wishes our doors were revolving
While out he wants in
Then wants back out again.
Our patience is slowly dissolving.

Pinky is a very large cat
Sometimes he can be quite a brat
His paws are humongous
The biggest among us
But he swears that he's fluffy not fat.

Our smallest cat is named Scarlett
She views herself as a starlet.
When hands are in play
Her back she will lay
And looks to be more of a harlot.

Our wild cat is Lucky Pierre
Found me, became a millionaire
Cats that are feral
Are sometimes in peril
With his cushy life, don't despair.

To Muddy I'll always succumb
His cat meowls say "come momma come!"
Stands on his back legs
Attention he begs
Withhold and he'll throw a tantrum.

Koko likes the toes on your feet
She'll lick them until they are neat
It's just kitty fun
Pedicure anyone?
Without one your life's not complete

Spanky busts through the screen door
A cat who ignores my implore
No screen can contain him
DH wants to brain him
The outside he wants to explore.

My Oscar is really quite shy
With Spanky he's found an ally
They snuggle in bed
With bumps to the head
The blankets I simply supply
 
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