Mom Said THIS? Funny School Excuses
Dear Physical Education Teacher:
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"My son is under a doctor's care and should not
take P.E. today. Please execute him."
"Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is
administrating."
"Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days.
Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his
hip."
My Kid Was SO Sick That...
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"Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
"Dear School: Please ekscuse John being
absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
"John has been absent because he had two
teeth taken out of his face."
Weird Pains: Has Your Kid Ever Had THIS?
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"Carlos was absent yesterday because he was
playing football. He was hurt in the growing
part."
"Megan could not come to school today because
she has been bothered by very close veins."
"Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in
his side."
"Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has
very loose vowels."
"Please excuse Tommy for being absent
yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak."
Please Excuse...
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"Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his
father's fault."
"Please excuse Jennifer for missing school
yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off
the porch, and when we found it Monday, we
thought it was Sunday."
"Please excuse Jason for being absent
yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed
well."
"Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday.
She was in bed with gramps."
"Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and
under the doctor."
You Couldn't Have Meant This!
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"My daughter was absent yesterday because she
was tired. She spent a weekend with the
Marines."
"Irving was absent yesterday because he missed
his bust."
"Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We
have to attend her funeral."
"Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having
a gangover."
More Detail Than We Need...
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"Maryann was absent December 11-16, because
she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and
upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever,
and sore throat, her brother had a low grade
fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night."
Dear Physical Education Teacher:
=================================
"My son is under a doctor's care and should not
take P.E. today. Please execute him."
"Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is
administrating."
"Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days.
Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his
hip."
My Kid Was SO Sick That...
===========================
"Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
"Dear School: Please ekscuse John being
absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
"John has been absent because he had two
teeth taken out of his face."
Weird Pains: Has Your Kid Ever Had THIS?
=========================================
"Carlos was absent yesterday because he was
playing football. He was hurt in the growing
part."
"Megan could not come to school today because
she has been bothered by very close veins."
"Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in
his side."
"Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has
very loose vowels."
"Please excuse Tommy for being absent
yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak."
Please Excuse...
================
"Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his
father's fault."
"Please excuse Jennifer for missing school
yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off
the porch, and when we found it Monday, we
thought it was Sunday."
"Please excuse Jason for being absent
yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed
well."
"Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday.
She was in bed with gramps."
"Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and
under the doctor."
You Couldn't Have Meant This!
=================================
"My daughter was absent yesterday because she
was tired. She spent a weekend with the
Marines."
"Irving was absent yesterday because he missed
his bust."
"Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We
have to attend her funeral."
"Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having
a gangover."
More Detail Than We Need...
===========================
"Maryann was absent December 11-16, because
she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and
upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever,
and sore throat, her brother had a low grade
fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night."
