So I am at my parents' house and I see Misty walk into the sunroom with something in her mouth. (They leave the door to the sunroom open in the daytime so she can come and go)...I am always finding something bad out there. Today it was a lizard. Misty drops the lizard when she sees me. It escapes. I put Misty in the house and start chasing this lizard. Fortunately, it was tired out and not too hard to shuffle out the door. He collapses on the deck like he is dead and stays there for a while. Finally, he leaves. Instead of being a nurse and an aspiring writer, I should be a critter catcher. To date, I have dealt with rats, mice, moles, chipmunks, lizards, snakes, and birds. Oh, and worst of all, a bug that screamed. I don't know what it was, but it was big and green and sounded eerily human.
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4/18/09 at 4:55pm