I taught music at a summer day camp for a quite a few years, so I can teach you a new camp song if you want!
I have a car; it's made of tin. mi so so so so la mi so so
Nobody knows what shape it's in. " " " " " " " re re
It has a mirror and a running board. (Same as line one)
It's a Ford, and it has four doors. (Same as line two)
(Then say, with hand motions:
Honk honk! (with your palm)
Beep beep! (Pull ears)
Watch out! (Cover eyes)
Don't crash! (Make something up; I don't remember!)
Repeat the second part, with hand motions faster and faster and faster! I have more songs if you're bored tomorrow.
Well, you asked!!