Sorry, but I couldn't resist. Reminds me of the joke:
3 men are sitting in a bar drinking beers and they all get flies in their glasses.
The first man (pick a nationality) politely asks the bartender for a fresh beer.
The second man (pick another nationality) slams his hand down in disgust and spills the beer across the bar.
The third man (traditionally this joke claims he is Irish) has the fly by his wings and is shouting at him: "spit it out you thieving *censor*."
Don't try this at home.
My caption for her: I can't believe I drank the whole thing!