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Once upon a time,in a land far away,A beautiful, independent,
self assured princess,Happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted
pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess' lap
and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,and I will turn back
into the dapper, young Prince that I am and then, my sweet,
we can marry and setup housekeeping in your castle
with my Mother, where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so.
That night,while dining on lightly sautÃ[emoji]169[/emoji]ed
frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled to herself and thought: “I don't think so!â€
self assured princess,Happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted
pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess' lap
and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,and I will turn back
into the dapper, young Prince that I am and then, my sweet,
we can marry and setup housekeeping in your castle
with my Mother, where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so.
That night,while dining on lightly sautÃ[emoji]169[/emoji]ed
frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled to herself and thought: “I don't think so!â€
