Joke- Drink Wine for your Health!

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-To my friend who enjoys a glass of wine.. . And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than

1 kilo of Escherichia coli,

(E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming

1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when Drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification Process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health .

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of sh**.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service
 
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If you like that.. you'd probably also enjoy a recipie for Christmas Tequila Cake...

CHRISTMAS TEQUILA CAKE

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

I use Jose Cuervo for this recipe, but any brand of tequila will work. Sample the Jose Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cups of dried fruit.

Pick the
fruit off the floor. Blow them off and toss into the bowl.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher and wipe the counter with the cat.

Cherry Mistmas !
 

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Originally Posted by nekkiddoglady

If you like that.. you'd probably also enjoy a recipie for Christmas Tequila Cake...

CHRISTMAS TEQUILA CAKE

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

I use Jose Cuervo for this recipe, but any brand of tequila will work. Sample the Jose Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cups of dried fruit.

Pick the
fruit off the floor. Blow them off and toss into the bowl.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher and wipe the counter with the cat.

Cherry Mistmas !
LOL, I LOVE this one! Every Christmas my MIL and I swear we will follow the receipe as written but she always chickens out.


Of course, with my luck, I probably WOULD break "2 leggs"! Alcohol, me and kitchen work just is NOT a good thing.
 
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