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A Joke

post #1 of 9
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My husband just received this joke from his niece - it was the first time I'd heard it - maybe you, also? I don't usually get a chuckle out of most jokes, but, since I'm a Missouri girl, I had to laugh.

A Missouri Wife

Three men married wives from different states.

The first man married a woman from Michigan . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Alabama . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Missouri . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

Well, I thought it was funny - hope others do too, so, sharing.
post #2 of 9
Well, I'm not from any of those states, but I thought it was great!
post #3 of 9
LOL!!! I'm from Missouri, I think it's hysterical!!
post #4 of 9
Got a giggle out of me!!!!!!
post #5 of 9
I had heard this joke before and it is funny. Thanks for sharing.
post #6 of 9
I've heard different variations of this joke

Love it.
post #7 of 9
Thank you. I needed a good laugh!
post #8 of 9
Yep, it comes around every so often in one form or another, and it's always good for a laugh!
post #9 of 9
I enjoyed it too!
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