How to drink milk without your human noticing (by Caspian)

Yes I have been sitting on the coffee table next to a big glass of delicious milk. My human is playing on the tappy flashing lights machine that she seems to sit on her lap each evening and tap at it frantically. Arn't humans bizaare creatues, I don't see the fun in doing that at all.

Anyway, I have been sitting on the coffee table and have been dipping my front paw in the big glass of milk and licking it off. You see my little kitty friends this is the ideal way to have a drink of milk without upsetting your human.

My human says I am not to drink milk as I might be lactose intolerant though I fail to understand her logic as I have never even caught a lactose let a lone ate one.

Anyway the glass of milk has been taken from the table now my paw dipping scheme has been found out. My human has put the milk by her side and is guarding it, I have gone to paw at the strange fluffy ball my human keeps calling "Nefertiti".

Love Caspian x

Aw, Caspian. Mommy took away that yummy milk for your own good. You don't want a tummy ache, now do you? And Please... don't torture that little fluff ball, ok?

My name is Gus. I also have an intolerant human. I just don't understand what her problem is. I enjoy the odd sip of milk from her cereal bowl. I have no idea why she tortures me, with leaveing yogurt on the table. She can't seriously expect me not to touch it. I also have annoying furball (Lucky) she is always hogging MY attention.

Caspian, don't annoy the furball; she has teeth and claws to, and will figure out how to use them soon enough.