Your kitties as human kids

Oh man that would be SO cool!

Pandora is the clever girl. If she were a real child, I can imagine her hiding in unusual places and worrying mom sick wondering where she is, only to pop out from under or above something and scare the heck out of us. She'd be the smart and shy one, full of amazing tricks up her sleeves.

Thor would be like Fat Albert. He loves to eat and he's a bit slow to catch on to things (unless they involve food), but he's a lover like no other. He'd be super affectionate and super social. He'd wonder why his "sis" isn't more outgoing and he would probably drag her out of her hiding place to come out and have some fun

That would be very scary. Lucky has major tortitude. I don't think I could manage her . If she didn't get her way. We'd be in big trouble. Gus would be a sweet Momma's boy.

Daphne would be working on her second doctorate - probably solving the riddles of the universe She is a smart girl.

Sebastian would be a little old, tired, cranky man who already knows the secrets of the universe

Thats funny,Daisy sits on my husbands head untill he gets up to get her breakfast!

No!!!!!!!!!

If Touche were a human child, I would have shipped her off to military school years ago. Or maybe a convent.

I've enjoyed reading this thread very much. Even though, like most of you, I'd rather have my kitties stay furry, it's fun to think about how they'd be if they were human. Max would be such a flirt, he loves human girls as it is. He'd be very spoiled too. Mia, on the other hand would be very independent and studious.

Claudia

Ahhh.....I can imagine a typical morning now.

Waking up I would find that Zachary has been playing World of Warcraft on the computer all night long and at the same time instant messaging his friends with the answers to their calculus homework. I remind him to put his chin acne medication on before going to school.

Going into the kitchen I'd see Lilly sitting at the table eating a large bowl of cereal. When I tell her how many calories are in that box of cereal she snaps back at me with the classic tone of a hormonal 15 year old girl. She then says I look nice today and asks for money to go shopping after school with her friends.

After yelling repeatedly at Forrest to stop bothering his sister he gets one last dig in with her by telling her she's getting fat. He then runs off to play a quick game on the Wii with Zach before school. As he leaves the house he turns and gives me a note from the teacher stating that she is again having disciplinary problems with Forrest and wants to set up another parent/teacher meeting.

Thank god it's only a dream. I'll keep my fur kids just the way they are - claws and all.

Originally Posted by caitsith

Thats funny,Daisy sits on my husbands head untill he gets up to get her breakfast!

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Haha! You think that's bad, Thor sits on my bladder. He's easily 15 pounds. Guaranteed to get you up in the morning!

Originally Posted by Möbius

If Touche were a human child, I would have shipped her off to military school years ago. Or maybe a convent.

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I can't remember the show, but some years ago on TV a couple were thinking of sending their teenage daughter to a convent school; when a neighbor heard that plan, she said, "What did those nuns ever do to you?"

The boys would probably be about 14. Rocky would be a dreamer, the kind of kid who draws comics or writes short stories while pretending to listen to the teacher. Oliver would be a big flirt and chase after all the girls. They'd scrap with each other and then be best pals again 5 minutes later, and they would both be *huge* mama's boys.

Originally Posted by Sparkie

Haha! You think that's bad, Thor sits on my bladder. He's easily 15 pounds. Guaranteed to get you up in the morning!

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Yep thats worse! My husband feels better now!

Originally Posted by Rosiemac

I'd sit and cry if they turned into human kids

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LOL!!!! I would cry too!!!!!

My first reaction was like many of you, NOOOOOOO. I always say cats are better than kids because they come potty trained & I can leave them home alone without getting arrested.

Well I guess since Levi & Jordan are the same age, they would be faternal twins. Jordan would be the super Jock who was into sports and girls. Levi would be the sensitive nerd.
Isaac would be my insecure trouble maker. He has the middle child mentality already, I can almost imagine how it would be if he were a human child. He would constantly be in trouble for picking on Levi (well he already is in trouble for that all the time). Maggie well she would be exactly what she is, the spoiled little princess. Only I would feel sorry for any guy who tried to date her because that guy would find himself facing 3 fiercly protective older brothers.

Originally Posted by gemlady

A human child? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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I think Phantom would already be out of the house, but he would come back occasionally to ask for money or something, or just to sit around and watch TV with my husband. Or nap on my couch. Lol.

Oh lord if Mecha was a human child I think I would have to adopt her out,
she is the crankiest, foulest cat I have ever met lol.
She hides under the lounge when people visits and refuses to come out.
if she was my real child i think I might end up in therapy because she is such a cranky arsed cat.
she'd also do whatever she pleased lol.

if Pandora became a human child I'd run out of food because she'd be able to access the cupboards and fridges and she is a pig..

my interactions with them would change a little bit but probably not to much except humans generally get very angry and punch you when you baby talk them when they're being cranky bottoms lol

Originally Posted by generic war

my interactions with them would change a little bit but probably not to much except humans generally get very angry and punch you when you baby talk them when they're being cranky bottoms lol

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Lol. That's true.