I came across this on the internet & thought I'd pass it on. I have sooo many like this is anyone is interested.
ODE OF THE CAT
To all you cat lovers..
You never feed me.Perhaps I'll sleep on your face. And that will show you.
You must scratch me there! Yes, above my tail! Behold, Elevator butt.
The rule for today. Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow. In deep sleep hear sound Cat vomit hairball somewhere. Will find in morning.
Grace personified I leap into the window I meant to do that. Blur of motion, then- Silence, me, a paper bag What is so funny?
You're always typing Well, let's see you ignore me Sitting on your hands.
My small cardboard box You cannot see me if I Can just hide my head.
Terrible battle I fought for hours. Come and see! What's a term paper?
Kitty likes plastic ;Confuses for litter box Don't leave tarp around.
Small brave carnivores Kill pine cones and mosquitoes Fear vacuum cleaner
Want to trim my claws?Don't even think about it! My yelps wake the dead.
I want to be close to you. Can I fit my head inside your armpit?
Wanna go outside.Oh, no! Help! I got outside! Let me back inside!
Humans are so strange. Mine lies still in bed, then screams! My claws aren't that sharp...
Cats meow out of angst "Thumbs! If only we had thumbs! We could break so much."
Litter box not here ;You moved it on me againI'll crap in the sink.
The Big Ones snore now Every room is dark and cold Time for "Cup Hockey".
We're almost equals I purr to show I love you Want to smell my butt?
