CATS ARE IN CHARGE
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." - Unknown
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
--Anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." --Jeff
Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." -Ellen Perry Berkeley
"One cat just leads to another." Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." -Mary Bly
[my personal favourite]
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I
never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." -Joseph Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." -Faith Resnick
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely
superior." -Hippolyte Taine
"No heaven will not ever Heaven be;
Unless my cats are there to welcome me." -Unknown
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."
-Albert Schweitzer
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." -Ernest Menaul
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
Colette
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." Colonial
American proverb
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
Joseph Wood Krutch
Send this to your friends and family if it's OK with the cat.
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." - Unknown
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
--Anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." --Jeff
Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." -Ellen Perry Berkeley
"One cat just leads to another." Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." -Mary Bly
[my personal favourite]
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I
never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." -Joseph Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." -Faith Resnick
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely
superior." -Hippolyte Taine
"No heaven will not ever Heaven be;
Unless my cats are there to welcome me." -Unknown
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."
-Albert Schweitzer
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." -Ernest Menaul
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
Colette
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." Colonial
American proverb
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
Joseph Wood Krutch
Send this to your friends and family if it's OK with the cat.
