More than 300 bras stolen from local store

kiwideus

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This joke is hilarious!

A blonde, a red head and a brunette were competing in the English Channel Breast Stroke Competition.
The redhead won and the brunette came in second. However, there was no sign of the final contestant.
Hours and hours went by causing grave concern and worry. Just as everyone was losing hope, the blonde finally arrived.
The crowd was extremely happy and relieved to see her. They embraced the young girl as she came ashore.
After all of the excitement died down, she leaned over to the judge and whispered, "I hate to be a bad loser, but I think those other girls used their arms.
 

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Originally Posted by Kiwideus

This joke is hilarious!

A blonde, a red head and a brunette were competing in the English Channel Breast Stroke Competition.
The redhead won and the brunette came in second. However, there was no sign of the final contestant.
Hours and hours went by causing grave concern and worry. Just as everyone was losing hope, the blonde finally arrived.
The crowd was extremely happy and relieved to see her. They embraced the young girl as she came ashore.
After all of the excitement died down, she leaned over to the judge and whispered, "I hate to be a bad loser, but I think those other girls used their arms.
 

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Well, some desperate person needed a lot of support!!


In a way, it's an uplifting story, right?
 

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The comments are hilarious!

And what does one do with over 300 bras. And how do you walk out with 300 bras!?
 

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My Goodness!...


all comments are fantastics!...
but this kill me!...

Posted by mongrelkoi on January 6, 2009 at 9:20 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Im wearing one on my head now!! On my way to turn myself in!
 

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Originally Posted by CoolCat

My Goodness!...


all comments are fantastics!...:bighthumb: but this kill me!...

Posted by mongrelkoi on January 6, 2009 at 9:20 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Im wearing one on my head now!! On my way to turn myself in!
 

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Originally Posted by Tara & Rob


And what does one do with over 300 bras. And how do you walk out with 300 bras!?
That's what I was wondering!!!

I love the comments people made....too funny!!
I like this one:

Work? Who can think about work at a time like this?
We have snake and bra thieves running loose.
It has made me a nervous wreck to the point I've become a sssslithering boob......


 

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All I have to say about the thieves: their lingerie cups runneth over.

I'll play my cards close to my bosom here, but between you & me, I think that perhaps the police will soon find out where they live, and there will be a bust, as the thieves are obviously boobs to do something sooo dumb!

What an uplifting story! Thanks for lifting & separating it from all of the other news items out there.
 

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Originally Posted by CoolCat

can´t remove this image from my mind!...

the Guy sitting behind his PC typping...
with the bra on his head!
..
...My God!...
...
Well, if the bra fits, then wear it, I always say!
 

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Originally Posted by CoolCat

My Goodness!...


all comments are fantastics!...
but this kill me!...

Posted by mongrelkoi on January 6, 2009 at 9:20 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Im wearing one on my head now!! On my way to turn myself in!
The other day I was thinking about this....

I was WONDERING if the theafs will regreat about or be sitting in their Cage wearing one on their own heads thinking about??????????












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