What does 10 bags of poo + one nasty dog = ? (Gross puppy + poo story)

Today’s disgusting lunch! My boyfriend and I go home for lunch everyday to let Bruno out of his crate when he is not in daycare. Today I let him out in the backyard and went on the computer to do some work. 20 min later I realized it was awfully quiet and realized I had left the poor guy outside.

My boyfriend and I went to look outside to confirm that I did indeed forget him outside and guess what we saw… Bruno had opened the dog poop container we keep outside for the poo’s we pick up on his walks. He had about 10 bags opened on the ground and was flinging the poop and the poop bags in the air and catching them in his mouth. He then proceeded to roll in the 10 opened bags of poop having the time of his life.

We quickly called him in and immediately the house stank of dog poop…. Old dog poop… nasty!! My boyfriend and I started bickering over who’s fault it was as we tried to force Bruno into the tub without touching him. After we got him in the tub I started scrubbing him and just burst out laughing. I said to my boyfriend “Ahhhh, the joys of owning a puppy”. I bathed him for a good 15min, the whole time laughing at how nasty the whole situation was.

Needless to say we emptied the poo container and I will most likely not forget him outside again. It was such a strong, harsh smell, even as I sit here at work I can still smell it. It seems to be embedded in my nostrils LOL.

I'm sorry, but....

OMG what a thing to come home to! Dogs love to roll in smelly things....and apparently your Bruno found the ultimate in smelliness to play with.

My dog once rolled on a dead mouse in my backyard (didn't know what it was until she had finished!). Over and over and over again until every squishy bit of this mouse was everywhere all over her. The smell was one of the most horrible things ever. But the look of glee on her face while she was doing it was priceless.

Lol yes, it was absolutely disgusting! Yesterday I went home after work and he licked me and his breath still smelt like poo …. I immediately went out and bought some more Denta Bones and dog toothpaste LOL.

I swear the look on his face was priceless though… it was pure happiness and satisfaction like he was in heaven…. So nasty!

That is so gross...but SOOOOOO Doggie style!!! I kept an old 'poo bucket' outside the door, but when the dogs and other critters began plucking bags out of them, I started simply flipping the poop bags into the trash recepticle immediately, as it's right in our yard anyway...Oh the joys of pooches!!! Tehehe!!!