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Thread Starter 
Warning, two little naughty words in last paragraph, but this is a Bi-Partisan
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http://www.theonion.com/content/news...nion_rss_daily
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Hee! I love the Onion. Thanks for posting that!
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Hehehe, that is hilarious. The Onion rocks!

Thanks Cindy.
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LOL, the story at the bottom is priceless. Wealthy Teen Almost Suffers Consequence!

I love The Onion.
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Too funny!
post #6 of 17
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After all this hoopla, we definitely need something like this.

oh my Lookinglass, I hadn't noticed that, that is priceless.
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Originally Posted by ckblv View Post
After all this hoopla, we definitely need something like this.

oh my Lookinglass, I hadn't noticed that, that is priceless.
Did you read it? It's really funny!
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Originally Posted by ckblv View Post
After all this hoopla, we definitely need something like this.
Thanks for posting it.
post #9 of 17
Thread Starter 
You all are very welcome, we need more funny stuff here.
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I liked the graphs
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I've read The Onion for a long time. It actually prints a newspaper; did you know that?

My all-time favorite headline?

September 12 (or so), 2001

"Hijackers awake, astonished to find selves in Hell."
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Originally Posted by ckblv View Post
You all are very welcome, we need more funny stuff here.
I adore The Onion. They keep things "real".
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Originally Posted by mrblanche View Post
I've read The Onion for a long time. It actually prints a newspaper; did you know that?

My all-time favorite headline?

September 12 (or so), 2001

"Hijackers awake, astonished to find selves in Hell."
My fave Onion line ever, from an article about dentistry and the tooth-whitening craze:

"You have to stop comparing your teeth to your refrigerator!"
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That was so funny and needed.
Thanks for laughter Cindy.

Did you see the side bars;McCain economic plan marry and heiress and then Obama trying stop shxtty jobs from going overseas.
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I got a funny one in an email today:

Forrest Gump Explains Mortgage Backed Securities

"Mortgage Backed Securities are like boxes of choco lates. Criminals on Wall Street stole a few chocolates from the boxes and replaced them with turds. Their criminal buddies at Standard & Poor rated these boxes AAA Investment Grade chocolates. These boxes were then sold all over the world to investors. Eventually somebody bites into a turd and discovers the crime. Suddenly nobody trusts American chocolates anymore worldwide.

Hank Paulson now wants the American taxpayers to buy up and hold all these boxes of turd-infested chocolates for $700 billion dollars until the market for turds returns to normal. Meanwhile, Hank's buddies, the Wall Street criminals who stole all the good chocolates, are not being investigated, arrested, or indicted.

Mama always said: "Sniff the chocolates first, Forrest".
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from the link:
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According to the report, based on the social and cultural trends in the nation, over the next 20 years the number of people with whom you would never speak is only expected to increase.
Does this mean we need to take advantage of the fact that we are all still on speaking terms and get back to the political threads? We only got until 2028 after all.

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