Warning, two little naughty words in last paragraph, but this is a Bi-Partisan
I've read The Onion for a long time. It actually prints a newspaper; did you know that?
My all-time favorite headline?
September 12 (or so), 2001
"Hijackers awake, astonished to find selves in Hell."
|According to the report, based on the social and cultural trends in the nation, over the next 20 years the number of people with whom you would never speak is only expected to increase.|